英文幽默小語

以下是一些英文幽默小語：

1. "The faster I type, the smaller my typing errors become."

2. "When you're drunk, everyone looks good. When you're sober, you remember how much you disliked most of them."

3. "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."

4. "It's not the years, it's the mileage."

5. "People say time heals all wounds, but I had my appendix removed with time healed nothing."

6. "I'm not a doctor, but if I were, I'd specialize in depression."

7. "I don't care about my weight, I'm just happy about my waistline."

8. "I'm not a photographer, I'm a picture-taker."

9. "I don't care what people think, I only care what I think."

10. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again - until you give up and realize you were never really good at it in the first place."

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