英文幽默短句

以下是一些英文幽默短句：

1. "I'm sorry, my brain is on vacation mode."

2. "I'm like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

3. "I have a million thoughts, but only one mouth."

4. "Life is like a box of potatoes, you gotta stir the mix every now and then."

5. "I'm like a broken record, playing the same song over and over again."

6. "I'm a master of multitasking, I have a million tasks going on at once."

7. "I'm like a dog with a bone, I won't let it go until it's completely chewed up."

8. "I'm a walking contradiction, I'm both lazy and hardworking."

9. "I'm like a sponge, soaking up knowledge like a sieve."

10. "I'm a pro at multitasking, I can do two things at once while I'm doing one thing."

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