英文搞笑名言

以下是英文搞笑名言：

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Unknown

2. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It's a misalliance of success that's fatal." - W. C. Fields

3. "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." - Dr. Seuss

4. "The secret to life is to stop doing things that make you unhappy, and start doing things that will make you happy." - Unknown

5. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit trying and start succeeding." - Anonymous

6. "The difference between a successful person and others is not what they have, but what they truly believe." - Oprah Winfrey

7. "Failure is the opportunity to start again, more knowledgeable and more experienced." - George Bernard Shaw

8. "Life is like a game of cards: Deal me another one." - Unknown

9. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky

10. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain

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