英文搞笑金句

以下是一些英文搞笑金句：

1. "If you tell a lie big enough, people will believe it."

2. "The early bird gets the worm. But not if you break your neck trying to get to the bird."

3. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

4. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."

5. "If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time to die."

6. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

7. "If at first the idea is not rejected, it will be generally because there was no awareness of its existence before it was proposed."

8. "The definition of a genius: someone who speaks well of others when he or she is alone."

9. "The secret of success is to find out what success is and then do it."

10. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

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