英文笑話大全集

以下是一些英文笑話大全集：

1. Why don't you take off your socks? They're giving you swollen feet.

2. How do you stop a train? You say "stop".

3. Can you make a cake without sugar? Sure, you can make it with your face.

4. Why don't birds fly in the sea? Because they can't swim.

5. Can a rabbit swim? No, it's too small and it floats.

6. Why don't dogs bark? Because they can't speak English.

7. Why don't frogs croak? Because they only sing in the spring.

8. Why don't we hang our head? Because we use a towel instead.

9. Why did the scarecrow win the prize? Because he was outstanding in his category.

10. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had something on its mind.

希望這些笑話能給您帶來快樂！

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