英文笑話短句

以下是一些英文笑話短句：

1. "Why don't we just go out for coffee and talk about our problems?" "That sounds like a plan to me, except for the part where you don't actually exist."

2. "What's the most annoying thing about being stuck in traffic? The traffic."

3. "I don't know why, but I keep seeing little blobs of paint everywhere I walk." "That's because you're painting yourself!"

4. "Why don't we try this restaurant for the first time?" "Great idea! Just don't get lost in the desert."

5. "I always wanted to try yoga, but I'm not sure if I have the flexibility." "You'll be amazed at what you can stretch to if you try!"

6. "My favorite part about weddings is the free cake!" "Oh, that reminds me: I didn't invite my dentist."

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