英文經典幽默系列

以下是一些英文經典幽默系列的例子：

1. "Why don't you call her? She's probably waiting to hear from you." - To a person who hasn't heard from their lover.

2. "I'm not a doctor, but I can tell you that pizza is bad for you."

3. "I'm sorry, but I don't believe in love at first sight. That's just a movie."

4. "I'm not a psychic, but I can tell you that your date tonight won't like your new hairstyle."

5. "I know this may sound ridiculous, but I have a special power: I can predict the future! I just hope it doesn't come true."

6. "I can't believe we have to work with this guy again. He never changes."

7. "If I could get paid for doing nothing, I would be the happiest man alive."

8. "I'm sorry, but I can't help it if I'm naturally good-looking. It's not my fault."

9. "I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to wear glasses to see."

10. "I can't believe we had to work with him again after what he did last time. He ruined our project!"

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