Endless sneeze

"Auntie, aunt, aunt--" A-fat typed an article on the swing net, and used a paper towel to cover his nose. The voice played like thunder. The computer on the table was shaken by this loud sound. dance. A fading home is all alive and kicking. If you can imagine its sneezing voice as a dance music, you will think that you have entered the furniture ballroom when you enter his home. Of course, you don't have to worry about A's failure. He has learned the lessons of 10 years. Furniture, daily necessities, including houses, are made of the most earthquake-resistant and shock-resistant materials. It is considered thoughtful.

You may be surprised by this, but I have become accustomed to knowing him for 10 years.

I heard that A's sneeze started playing in my mother's stomach. When Amy’s mother was pregnant, she always felt that there was always a cool breeze in her stomach where she scraped and scraped, almost never stopped. Moreover, A's body is always very active in the stomach, and A's mother is also affected. Sometimes when she sits quietly and thinks about things, she suddenly loses her stomach and herself "shocks". Later, I went to the hospital to check. I saw something in the image that kept twitching, and my hand covered my nose. The doctor concluded that it was a strange sneezing.

A fading was born! Unlike other children, "singing and crying across the night sky", but n+1 sneezing sounds through the operating room. The doctors stayed, and A's mother also stayed. The doctor made a hard shot of A's small PP, A fading or not crying - this sneezing frequency is too much, A sneeze sneeze, want to cry can not cry!

It’s okay to sneeze during the day and I can’t stop at night. can you accept? On a quiet night, the surroundings were quiet, the lights were extinguished, everyone was sleeping well, and perhaps when they dreamed of chicken legs, Ah had something to sneeze and interrupted your dreams. . . This is not a problem, he is playing at least 10 sneezes a night!

A sneeze was born at 20 decibels, and every 5 years increased by 5 decibels. He is now 10 years old, and the sneezing voice has risen to 70 decibels. What is even more terrible is that the frequency of sneezing and sneezing is also on the rise, and it is close to each other. It is because of this that his neighbors can hardly stand it and move away. The house of Afa is like a wilderness. Of course, there is another very important reason - because A's sneezing power is too great, his house has been collapsed n times, the value of n can be comparable to the speed of light transmission!

The endless sneeze of Ah has also smashed the neighbor's house - the highest record is 3 beds a day.

Now, the poor A-fat is as bad as his name, and still suffers from the endless sneeze. Tomorrow is the birthday of A's decline. If the loudness and frequency of his sneezing increase, then we will probably mourn for him for 3 minutes. . .