Liang Shan Zhao An (Historical adapted version)

It is said that the Liangshan hero is prospering under the leadership of the timely rain Songjiang. I felt that I should contribute to the country, so I decided to accept the court’s recruitment.

On this day, Gao Song came to formally kneel with a stack of books. "You are a hero, I am in the order of the emperor, Wanlitun came to Shuibo Liangshan. Please give a little applause! Thank you. Here is a me, no, the court drafted the Zhaoan book, Liangshan public heroes. Fengtian Carrier, Emperor 诏曰: Liangshan 108 will be the pillar of the country. But the imperial court has more porridge, can not afford so much 遂 遂. 遂 decided to choose the best admission. Below I announced the admission conditions. Those who are less than 1.65 meters tall are not taken. Wang Mile is secretly anxious: I am now 1.64 meters, it is a little worse, it seems that I have to get two boxes of medicine to eat.

"The monk does not take it."

Lu Zhishen’s face sinks: “It’s clear to me!”

"Women don't take" the mother-in-law Sun Auntie, the mother worm Gu Dazhen, and Yizhang Qingyi Sanniang raised the banner: against gender discrimination!

"There are green thorns on my face."

Lin Chong touched his face: "It's not that you have a bastard!"

Jiuzhilong Shijin secretly sneaked hi: "Fortunately, I am a tattoo." He comforted Lin Chong in a pretense: "Brother, there is nothing good to be an official, and help my brother do things later!"

"There is no tattoo on the body."

"I didn't say anything when I said it." Shi Jin's face was blue.

"The body is sick and not taken."

The diseased worm Xue Yong, the disease Guan Suoxiong and the sick 尉 late Sun Li clenched their fists.

"Long is too ugly to take."

No face, Jiao Ting and Ugly County Ma Xuan Zan have been surrounded by the medical doctor An Daquan to ask about the price of cosmetic surgery.

"Non-Chinese people don't take it."

The double whip screamed and unwittingly pulled out his whip.

"The death of the country to protect animals, especially the tigers."

Wu Song and the tiger will Li Zhong in the corner to figure out how to set up another mountain.

"The doctor does not take it."

The dream of the god doctor An Daquan Guangzong Yaozu turned into concentrated water.

"Don't take it by eating."

"I protest!" Iron called the son and the martyr, "You are not relying on your mouth!"

Gao Yan looked at Song Jiang. Song Jiang stood up: "Silence! It’s illegal to scream loudly when you squat. Who is here, I will be welcome! Please continue with Gao Tai."

"Stolen things are not taken."

When I moved, I regretted not going to the high school to steal a meal.

"Look at the fortune telling."

Mei Zhu Gong had some distressed his beard. The official position is valuable and the price of the beard is higher.

"The sissy does not take."

Huo Bupo Wang Liu Ding said: "Sorghum, hate to die."

"..."

After reading the book for nearly one hour, Liangshan Haohan did not meet the conditions except Song Jiang and Song Qing. I saw that Gao Songqing cleared the scorpion: "The last condition, the surname Song is not taken!

Song Jiang’s face suddenly turned from cloudy to cloudy and turned cloudy. He shouted: "Brothers. What are you waiting for! Fight!"