Dreaming about Kong Ming

The night fell, the stars covered the sky, the moon was full, and occasionally a few insects rang, and in the silence I fell asleep.

"Where is this?" I said to myself, so I came to a strange place at this time. The pedestrians on the street were wearing robes and holding folding fans. Did I come to ancient times? Forget it, let's go shopping and talk about it! what! When I came to a sedan chair, I rushed forward to take a picture of the shoulder of the bearer. The bearer did not respond. I took another shot and thought: "Is the ancient people also myopia, and I took another person, Still no one cares about me, is it that I am a stealth person, great!" I opened the car window and wanted to go in and change it. I knew that when I first entered, I saw an old man holding a fan and watching him look and book. The hole written was similar. The man seemed to see me too. He slowly said: "Where is the little cockroach, dare to break into the sedan." "Can you see me?" I asked.

"Why can't I see it."

"I just took the bearers and they didn't see me!"

"is it?"

"Yes!"

"Right, may you ask Zhuge Liang?"

"Yes, how do you know!"

"Hey! I am from the humans of the 21st century. There are many introductions about you in the book and fighting with Zhou Yu. You are amazing!"

"Over the prize! I am going to the capital now, do you want to go together?"

"awesome!"

Soon after, the sedan was parked in front of the capital. I went to Dufu with Zhuge Liang. When Zhou Yu saw Zhuge Liang, he said that he would like to say a poem to the poem. I whispered to Zhuge Liang: "There must be fraud!" "I have already checked it!"

Zhou Yu set up a banquet poem, and prepared to inflict damage on the name of the poem. Kong Ming had already noticed Zhou Yu’s mind, and he said with respect: “Whoever loses will cut the head.” Zhou Yu secretly rejoiced and said: “The gentleman has no jokes, jokes. Non-gentlemen."

Lu Su, who was on the side, saw that they had a high-fiving, and they got a cold sweat, but Kong Ming pretended not to know. Being calm and self-contained, he said to Lu Su’s hand: "Zi Jing is also one."

Zhou Yu saw Kong Mingzhong, very happy, first of all, a poem: "There is water is also a stream, water is also a sputum, remove the stream by the stream and add a bird."

When Kong Ming heard it, he immediately drank a pair of poems: "There is also a chess game. It is also a goallessness. If you remove the chessboard, you will be deceived. The dragon swims in the shallow water and the tiger is deceived by the dog." ”

When Zhou Yu was furious, he changed the content and wrote a poem: "It is also ugly, and it is ugly. It is only ugly, and the ugly side is removed. The female is a girl. The ugly woman in Longzhong is difficult to pick. A girl."

Kong Ming's ridicule, excited Zhou Yu anger, violently thunderous, and ordered the ambush group to encircle. At this time, I shouted. The dream woke up, my sleepy eyes, my heart still read: I hope Zhuge Liang can save himself!