I am god

In the one month before 1000000000000000000000000000000000, the black wind was high --- during the day, I was hit by a glare and a bit glare and a bit of glare. The body flew to the sky, flying and flying, with a high fear. I am so sick, I rushed to the bottom, and the leftovers I spit out gradually formed an island, becoming the world's first spectacle: Yate Brandis. After almost flying 100 billion trillion kilometers, I had already fainted, and the leftovers that I spit out gradually formed an island: A-la-de-large-land!

Finally, I came to a temple, a magnificent temple. I walked in. Suddenly a black shadow came out. I guess it should be a costumed fairy, or an elf, or a hero with armor? No,,,,,,, that is a white one - fat pig. The pig said, "Hello! I am,,,,,,," After a long time, I woke up, the pig said: "How can people, hey, is the pig family talking, you fainted? Give a face Well! Less said that I am also God,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The pet under your hand," I said. I saw the pig's mouth bigger than the height: "I am God! God who created everything!" "You?, hey! God?" I wiped the blood of my mouth and said, "Is there any evidence?" It took out a piece. Small card, I took a look, "噗" and then spurted blood, I thought: God is this ghost-like. The director on the side came up and said, "Don't spit out the tomato juice! The funds are used in this way. I don't want to eat tomato sauce at noon." "Go to hell! It's not a movie!"

God said, "Do you know what I am asking you to do?" "What?" "I am old, can't be a god. You have a rare physical condition for a thousand years. It is very suitable." "Shrimp, you said that I have a rare sight." Physique." "You are born from a pole." "The poles can give birth to people, the stones can give birth to monkeys!?!!" It said "Yes, it's a good idea!" So that "only "God made Sun Wukong,,,,,,,

So, after a few hours of trials, I became God! That "only" God said: "After seven or forty-nine days, the most evil force in the universe is about to strike. It will be your most severe test, be careful!" I waited, waiting, ,,,, Guardian A came in and said, "Adult, adults,,,,,," Guard B said: "What's wrong?" "The adults seem to be asleep, and,,,," This day has finally arrived! I pulled out the sword and saw the devil rushing to me, sticking out my claws. My attendants were desperate, and,,,,,

I suddenly woke up, the attendant? demon? Nothing! Mom pressed my head and said, "Get up and learn!"

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