Dialogue with Wei Yan

Silent sandalwood through the window, I know it / the paper on the paper, the half of the pen --- inscription

On this day, I was sitting in front of the computer, hung QQ, listening to "Blue and White Porcelain", suddenly "squeaky" three sounds, falling in the ear. I opened it. It was a stranger and he did not care for him. There are three sounds of "嘀嘀嘀", I take a closer look, ah, I fell, Wei Yan········

I started a conversation with Wei Yan. "Hey, young people, I am upset recently. Can you talk to me and talk about your heart?" "Hey, are you a great general Wei Yan?" "Of course, it’s hard not to fool me." "Hey, Grandpa Wei, I heard that you have a nickname 'Gastritis'. You will eat and eat anything. Is it because your stomach has problems or have you had other problems?" "Hey, let you guess, and Listening to me slowly. A few times ago, I stole white weasel, soft shell crab and bombing bird several times, and then bad breath, long tumors, long feathers, tossing me out of adulthood. Dr. Hua Weihua, these diseases are like cabbage worms in front of him, and they were wiped out by Dr. Hua. The doctor also warned me that the animals are human friends, hurting them and hurting themselves! I also called seven seventy forty. Nine days of this sentence, but after all, I nicknamed "Gastritis", and finally I ate a kind of regenerative ant living in the ruins of the old house, and made my body crawl full of ants, very painful! Dr. Hua played with me because of anger I am playing hide-and-seek. I heard that modern people are very smart, so I want to find a good medicine! I think you c An! "Oh, sadly, Grandpa Wei, you can't come to modern times through time and space. Now you can only wait for Grandpa Hua to appear in the operation, and return a sentence to you - the animal is a friend of humanity, hurting it Injure yourself, don't greedy again! "I have to do this too. I will keep it in my heart. Goodbye comrades, don't forget to protect animals." "······