Five official new sayings

Since Niu Niu’s sister won the title of “Big King”, the five-minded brothers have been arguing for the invitation. Good, good, good! The mouth said nothing, below, please show everyone the talent: Eye: Well! Professor Kong Qingdong is working at Peking University. In the middle drawer of his boss's table, there is a 57-page "Xinhua Dictionary" on the left side, and the following is a essay titled "The 4th National China Xiaosheng Innovation Composition Competition". The title is "Watermelon is round." ", asked to write a 30,000-word bragging article. As for the topic of the middle school and high school group? 91,251 Chinese characters flowed in the campus of Peking University. The professors fought day and night and did not catch the appropriate text. Thank you! Ear: Hey! Qin Shihuang and Egyptian Pharaoh Khufu whispered in the 119 room in the basement of the United Nations Headquarters and reached a package of treatment on the issue of "dust storms." A mosquito is "squatting". "Hey!" Qin Shihuang said with a mouthful: "Damn beast!" "Hey..." The mosquitoes on the earth were completely wiped out by the soldiers of Qin Wang! Mouth: The first section of the Chinese class, eating spicy hot pot in Chongqing; the second section of math class, eating stinky tofu in Wuhan; the third section of English class, eating Quanjude roast duck in Beijing; the fourth section of thinking class... "middle row The first classmate, stand up! Do you dare to daydream under the teacher's eyes?" "Hey, hey, hey! I said this teacher, you are so courageous! Go home and learn "Guo Xiaosheng" The Code?" It turned out that I slipped outside and sat up, hurried, and accidentally changed back to the head of a principal. "I - I - I..." The teacher is arrogant, laid off! Nose: The mouth is the No. 10000 hot pot restaurant of Jiefangbei Pedestrian Street. The bottom material is authentic corn salad oil, Pixian bean watercress, Luzhou white wine, Xiaogan glutinous rice, Zunyi glutinous sea pepper, Yibin broken rice tooth dish, Fengxian pepper ... There are 34 attendants on duty, from 23 provinces, 5 autonomous regions, 4 municipalities, and 2 special administrative regions. The Sichuanese is a Wolong person with a strong panda atmosphere. Tongue: The pepper in the hot pot is poured with large dung. It is a girl’s poop for 1 year, 1 month and 1 month, and she drinks Yili milk. The ducks selected by Quanjude in Beijing are not married. It has eaten 5,000 males and 50001 females in a lifetime. The roasted ducks also have a little muddy taste on the Loess Plateau. The five brothers have just performed their stunts. "Hey, hey, hey!" A quick knock on the door. A group of Pacific police officers came in with guns and asked, "Who is the 'Bragging King'?" The five brothers face each other, no one dares to say anything! Hello, brothers! Will you volunteer yourself? Bragging is not illegal, there are children's shoes, the police are assisting the Guinness Review Board to find "Braking King"! Hahaha!

Five official new sayings

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