Exclusive Fengxia

Are you Feng Xia? Yes, it's me. Where is Feng Xia? Qingyuan Fengxia is big? Not big, 20 square meters smaller than Beijing Airport. Is Fengxia beautiful? Generally, it is slightly better than West Lake. How many years has Fengxia been? It is not clear that I will not count before BC and after AD. Are Fengxia's students very strong? Not strong, one of the last joint exams did not go to Tsinghua. Is Feng Xia’s teacher level high? Ok, it’s all Tsinghua’s. Is Feng Xia far from your home? Not far away, Yang Liwei said that it will arrive. Is Feng Xia’s students very embarrassed? Yes, there are three other schools that don’t dare to play teachers. Does your school have the custom of offering sacrifices to school-makers? No, Feng Xia was built by God and was not built by anyone. Then do you sacrifice God to burn paper money and set off firecrackers? No, we burned the US dollar and the check, and we didn't set off firecrackers. The noise was too loud. We threw the grenade. Is your school policing okay? Yes, the Flying Tigers patrol our school every day. Is there a phenomenon of early love? No, but occasionally there are early marriage and early childbearing. Do you think Feng Xia has a great reputation? Uh... The headmaster has repeatedly told the low-key, but CCTV broadcasts every day. What if I want to turn Feng Xia? It’s enough to go to the prison for two years. Does Feng Xia’s teacher punish students? Never, there is a big crematorium behind the school building. How about your teacher's parity? Very respectful, although one will die one after three. Finally, is Feng Xia really like what you said? No, I just said a little briefly, Feng Xia is the land of the rivers and lakes..................

The second day: Chen Qiaozhen