After the Journey to the West

It is said that Tang Yi and his four men each returned to the world after receiving the "Imperial ID Card".

Before the breakup, I ate a meal.

The men and women were drunk and said some numbness, not forgetting to squeeze a few drops of "parting tears." During the toasting of the moon, the four people talked about their respective development prospects.

Sun Monkey first said: "The old Sun loves to play, and guards the treasure land of Huaguoshan, and opens a travel company. In this year, people love to visit the mountains and play with water, and then open an ecological orchard, which makes a lot of money." : "My old pig wants to go back to Gao Laozhuang, take down the green lotus, open a restaurant, ask the cooks from all over the world to cook for me." The eight-mouth water flowed to the ground, almost drowning Tang Yan, fortunately Sun Wukong changed a life preserver to Master. "And, there are..." The Eight Rings called, "I want to open the disco, the steaming hall, the beauty salon, and then open a sauna center. The money '哗哗' flows into my pocket. ...". The Eight Precepts are being intoxicated, and Wukong is on the ground with a kick. He has a "pig eating."

Sha Fei grabbed his head and said, "Master, the two brothers are so capable, I will open a transportation company, and the life will be."

Tang Zhen was sitting on the side of the Zen, wearing a wig on the mirror. The three men asked in unison: "Master, what are you doing?" Tang Yan looked sad: "I don't know how to do it for the teacher!" Laugh: "Master, you might as a model in my beauty salon. Look at your fine skin and tender meat, red lips and white teeth, a pair of Danfeng eyes, two curved willows hanging eyebrows." Wukong said: "Well, it is like this." Tang Yan said: "Also."

Wukong made a snap: "Waiter, paying the bill." Tang Yan said: "See you in Tiananmen three years later."

Three years later……

Wukong waist cell phone, Satay laptop, Ba Jie one side of a crush, but only Tang Yan. "Master? Why is he still not here?" "Duck head, isn't Master following you?" Wukong pointed at the Eight Rings and asked: "Where is this nerd, where did Master go?"

"Don't mention it," Ba Jie took a thigh. "This year, people like Master are not popular. He doesn't have any muscles. Even a 'Thomas' won't turn! He won't earn a dollar for more than half a year. Less. I will take Master... to resign." The voice of the Eight Precepts did not fall, and Wukong’s cell phone smashed. "You pig head, how did you resign Master? Now he must have no food and clothing, and the fate is not improved!" Shaying said sadly, "We mourn for Master."

call--. A BMW sports car drifted and stopped in front of the three people. The window shook and flew out: "Who is cursing me?" You guessed it, it was Tang Yan himself. I saw the shiny shoes stepping out of the door, a pair of gold wire frames on the nose, the text. "You are...", all the disciples are jealous. At this time, a young man greeted Tang Yan: "Professor Tang, hello." An apprentice put the fallen eyeball back and shook his tongue: "This...this..."

"Yeah, I also played my own strengths. Listen to you, I have no good days, still believe in myself. I am the most powerful, I am now a professor at Peking University." Tang Yan talks, "Students, believe in yourself, work hard! A beautiful future is waiting for you, taking your own path and creating your own miracle!"

"Yes, the teacher, the disciple said in unison."

At this time, a fine ticket flew over. Illegal parking, a fine of 500 yuan.

Jihua, Jizhong, Jilin City, Jilin Province, the third day: memory ★ color