Adaptation history

Adaptation is my duty, Imagine my exclusive. I am Wang Yurun, I speak for Shiji. ——Inscriptions When the emperor said, two big philanthropists named Yandi and Chiyou were named. One day they heard each other that they were a good person and they had to decide. They held a big charity party in the capital of the time and held it at the same venue. The scene was very grand and very luxurious. They all invited the famous stars of the time to donate to the poor. At that time, the emperor "Huang Di", pretending to be a big philanthropist, took a lot of money to participate. Yandi and Chiyou heard that they would come to a big philanthropist, the Yellow Emperor. They all draw each other and say that they donate money here. How much do you donate? We donate 10% of your donations to poor people and build houses for them. Huang Di felt very interesting, and he personally went to the appointment, but he did not know what to hold and what Yandi sang, so he could only listen to what others said and he would do it. This is how he feels suddenly anxious and goes to the bathroom. I went inside and saw that there was a swimming pool. There were two people in the swimming pool. In fact, swimming in the pool was Yandi and Chiyou. The Yellow Emperor was so excited that he immediately changed into a swimsuit and jumped into the swimming pool. The three of them swimed together and swam together. At that time, Emperor Yan did not know Chiyou and the Yellow Emperor. They discussed the people, they talked more and more interesting, then they felt very close, then they worshipped the brothers, so it became the current pool three knots. The charity meeting is over and the three of them return to their villas. One day, the capital of the Yellow Emperor inquired about the recent public sentiments. It happened that Yandi and Chiyou also went to the capital to play. The three of them met again in a bar. The Yellow Emperor is eager to make a big hair, and he wants to drink with Yandi and Yu. Who knows that the amount of Yandi and Chiyou's drink is simply not worth mentioning, drinking two bottles of beer is drunk, the Yellow Emperor feels very boring, they drank vodka. At this time, Yan Emperor and Juyou mouth muttered, and the Yellow Emperor was also drunk, so he did not hear what they said. The Yellow Emperor bid farewell to Yan Di and Yu You. Going back to his villa, after returning home, his wife, Zhaizu, smelled him with a taste of wine, and he fined him for seeing. Let the Yellow Emperor say who to drink with, and then the Yellow Emperor told her. Who knows that Huang Di was furious and took her off. It turned out that when he was drinking at the bar, he saw the ancestors ran to the bar as a dancer. The Yellow Emperor was very sad at this time. He went to the computer to go to QQ, and went to drink with a cup of Yandi and Yu Youyou. They have gone to that bar together. Ten bottles of vodka, ten bottles of brandy and ten bottles of Erguotou were asked. This time, Emperor Yan and Chiyou even drank ten bottles and were not drunk. Even the Yellow Emperor, they found that drinking was faked. It was very disappointing. They found a pair of KKK people. One took a machine gun and destroyed the bar. It is. One day, Huang Di, Yan Di and Yu You wanted to cross the sea to attack Japan, but there was no boat crossing the sea, so he called the time and space, set up several aircraft carriers and several stealth fighters, and Japan lost. So now Japan and China have formed a deep hatred. The Yellow Emperor played a future inquiry machine and learned that the Japanese had invaded China. He was angry and flew the Japanese, leaving only a worm-like island. If you want to know what happened, please listen to the next breakdown!

First day: I am crazy