The latest version of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" (funny version)

In spring, the village is in the sheep village. The village chief is a teacher. Pleasant goats, beautiful goats, lazy, boiling sheep, warm sheep and so on are all students. The class is very quiet and the lecture is going on. Village head: Now we are going to class. Today, we are coming to the lesson of Ideal. Each of us has our own ideals... While the village chief is giving lectures, all the sheep are listening carefully, only lazily playing the gap.

The head of the village clears the scorpion and says: We must have a lofty ideal for each sheep, so that we can't be conquered by the wolf... Pleasant goats, talk about your ideals! The Pleasant Goat looked at the village head intently, and listened with gusto. When the village chief called him, he immediately stood up from his seat---Pleasant Goat: The village chief, my ideal is to become an excellent sheep village police and defend our sheep village. Contribute to the safety of the sheep village.

The village head nodded and looked at him with a very glanced look. Well, very good, the safety of our sheep village will be protected in the future! He asked warm sheep and boiling sheep, and their answers made the village chief very satisfied.

Therefore, the village head said happily: Your ideals are very good. In Yangcun, you have an ideal sheep, and you are no longer afraid of the invasion of the wolf! Speaking of this, the village chief suddenly found himself lazy while sleeping, and then quietly walked to the side of it - but, still lazy, still not aware, he slept soundly, and he also saw himself eating delicious grass cake... village chief Shouted him: lazy! He didn't seem to hear. At this time, the boiling sheep sitting behind him quickly patted his head and shouted: lazy, lazy, wake up, the village chief is calling you! Lazy, this wakes up from sleep, did not have time to blink his eyes and stood up in conditional reflection. He asked with a sleepy eye, the village chief, you called me? The village chief squinted and did not speak. After a while, he asked: Lazy, what is your ideal? Laziness only feels that the mind is blank. If you don't have time to think about it, you will be confused and say: one inch of time and one inch of gold. We should study hard and go up every day. Let us head to the evening! Suddenly, the whole class laughed wildly, and the village chief was stunned...

Second grade of Guokang Road, Guang'an City, Sichuan Province: Jiang Ruoxi