"The Story of the New Editorial Department" classic humorous lines: Until today, he! Still a virgin!

1. Annie: We are such people, the wind moves, the clouds move, I don’t move, calm!

2. Annie: I think it’s very good to sing, and I have a lot of real feelings.

3, Guest Guest: How is it, you are full of sea bream taste | Anne: What is the taste of sea bream, in the old home, it is definitely, eating sea bream, drinking beer, blowing the sea breeze, washing The sea bath is absolutely beautiful.

4, He Cheche: Kindergarten, you will wet the bed, the national bedwetting, you still wet the bed in the country, I also know that you are a shocking secret!

5, Yuan Shuai: You dare to say, you dare to say, everyone picks up their ears, or I am dead here!

6. He Cheche: Until today, he! Still a virgin!

7. Yuan Shuai: Asking about the world's feelings, the feeling is to put a double-edged sword, the knife has a blade on both sides, and you will hurt you if you don't pay attention!

8. Ge Ling: The public opinion has a lot of reflections on this TV draft. For example, the man is the true color. Did you choose a man at that time? That is the male color selection! The beauty pageant, this lady, the lady, finally became a lady, anyway, Vulgar, especially low-level fun.

9. Ge Ling: After 90, you are still too young. Strictly speaking, it is not a man, is it a boy?

10, Ou Xiaomi: I feel particularly terrible now. After reading the mobile phone, I feel that my husband is not reliable. After reading the color ring, I feel that the woman is not reliable. After reading the name, I feel that the brother is not reliable. I now feel that even my parents are not reliable.

11. Niu Sister took the money and said in front of Mo Huaiyuan: "Since the revolution, I have never thought of earning the people's coins!"

12. Ge You’s to Ge Ling: “The literati’s work is trouble, and the frivolous things must be famous!”

13. Li Dongbao: If you are a radio station that listens to the enemy, you will not look at the people’s newspaper. Look, this morning, just opened up...

14. Li Dongbao: My old classmate is a personal thing. Where is the prosperity of others? Where is he desolate? There are no places in China wherever there are, and Wangfujing in Beijing does not know where he is.

15. Ge Ling: This is the people's police station, not the gendarmerie of Lushan.

16, Li Dongbao: You say me, how clever, really the reincarnation of the Smurfs, a restless life, injections and medicine are not stupid.

17. Dongbao vs. Ge Ling: It seems that two-thirds of the men in China are yelling at you! Don't worry! You can't go out on the street many nights! Goling, listen to me, really can't I think too much!

18, Dong Bao: 咱 Dad is clean and honest! Yong Gang: If you are empty, he will not shoot you out.

19, small nanny Mi Jihong: I heard that life in the city is good, I will come, the chicken nest can not hold the golden phoenix, the cell can not lock free people!

20, small nanny Mi Jihong: young people make mistakes, God will forgive.

21, small nanny Mi Jihong: I am alone in the air, sleep, play the food, a bite with the last dime on the toilet smashed this human guide.

22, small nanny Mi Jihong: You don't care about me, let me fall into the clutch of no matter who, and jump into the fire pit who loves!

23, Lao Liu: Do not light, carefully expose the target! Dongbao: It is not a bomber, which is where to tie.

24, Ge Ling: Dong Bao, did you think about Robert's marching?

Dongbao: What Robert?

Ge Ling: It is the special practice of radish.