a letter to mosquitoes

Dear mosquitoes:

Hello there!

Your buns fast food restaurant is too dark! What makes me eat is not the taste. First of all, I didn't go to you to set a fast food, you sent the fast food. I have thoroughly eaten your set, although it is not expensive, but it is too ridiculous - especially white and red bean paste bags, as well as meat and pork ribs. Therefore, when you send the buns, I am ready to entertain you - morning: palms; afternoon: fragrant mosquito coils; evening: 啪啪 electric mosquito swatter.

If you can discuss with us in advance, maybe there is room for you to talk. This is my proposal for you:

You have to tell us, and after sucking the blood, you won't grow those disgusting bags, and you won't itch. Of course, you can't suck too much at one time. You can only suck 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mg at a time. I have to take it once to register, and only one mosquito can be sucked in an hour. There are 6 billion people in the world, enough to wash it.

If you can meet these requirements, I will certainly clear up your "one of the four seas" charges.

May 20