Sun Wukong went to university (modern edition) one

In other words, after Tang Yin and his disciples returned from the Western Heavens, they all received rewards, but Sun Wukong was not convinced. He went to the Jade Emperor with anger and wanted to discuss. You see, this is not, let alone fly to heaven. If you want to know what happened, please listen to the next decomposition.

"Hey, old man!" The Jade Emperor almost frightened and fell from the throne, but when he thought he was the Jade Emperor, he had to be a bit majestic, and he helped the handle and sat upright. Sun Wukong asked again: "Why just give me such a reward, too much to look at the gods." "Hey, my ancestors, this is still too little, I have to be careful about the liver! Jumping!" Jade Emperor Shouting and crying. "Just a little bit, it's not enough for me to eat a meal! You don't know, now you have a million yuan in the lowest meal in the world!" Jade Emperor really fell from the throne this time. "My mommy! This is all right!" "But it seems that the last time I got a university, I got a certificate, and I can get a 30% discount on clothes, food, and accommodation. It’s a tuition fee!" "How much?" Jade Emperor looked at Sun Wukong with his eyes wide open. "999999000 ingot. Jade Emperor thought: "Long pain is better than short pain, just follow him!" "Sun Kong almost jumped off the world. He immediately ran to the best school in China - Tsinghua University to go to school. Unexpectedly, it is really not easy to be a student at a famous school!"