Smoking addiction students (jokes)
Five students are addicted to smoking. One day they smoked in the toilet and were seen by the director. The director of the school told his class teacher that the class teacher separately asked them five conversations the next day.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student A: "Suck..."
Teacher: "Suck? You are very glorious! Go home and ask the parents to come!!"
Student A went back and said the other four: "The teacher asked you to smoke. Don't admit it, don't say it, don't suck it. I have to do it myself."
After a while.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student B: "Do not smoke."
"Then eat the root fries." Said the teacher handed the French fries.
Student B naturally extends two fingers...
Teacher: "Don't suck? Go home and call the parents!"
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student C: "Do not suck."
"Then eat the root fries."
Student C carefully took over the French fries and secretly thanked Student B.
Teacher: "Don't you order ketchup?"
Student C did not pay attention to the sauce, and began to play in the bowl...
Teacher: "Do not smoke? The ash is very skilled... Call the parents!
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student D: "No... suck..."
...... Student D has been sweating after eating the French fries, feeling like a thin ice.
Student D: "Thank you... Teacher... If I have nothing, I will go back first."
Teacher: "Don't you give your classmates roots to eat?"
Student D: "Thank you teacher." Speaking of putting the French fries on the ears...
Teacher: "Know what I should say, don't you call parents?!"
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student E: "Do not smoke."
... Student E finally put the French fries in his pocket.
Student E turned and wanted to leave, the teacher suddenly shouted: "The principal is here!"
I saw that student E hurriedly took the fries out of his pocket and put it on the ground to step on it...
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