New Year humor funny things

1. Congratulations, you have successfully delayed the unfinished business until 2019!

2, [2013, hello!] This New Year's Eve, how many people, a central one for a while, Hunan Satellite TV for a while, Jiangsu Satellite TV for a while, WeChat for a while, Weibo for a while, QQ for a while, everyone for a while, I still refuse to sleep at 12 o'clock, inexplicable excitement, and some boring stunned, give a hand first!!

3, the person who sleeps on the first day of the new year, will not be able to get rid of the fate of the bed for a whole year~ @叫兽易小星

4, 2019, hello, the first time to meet, please take care of it! @衣锦夜行燕子

5, how many people, Hunan Satellite TV for a while, Jiangsu for a while, WeChat for a while, Weibo for a while, give it a hand.

6. He went to Hunan for a business trip and could not accompany her for the New Year. After dinner, she called him and he was still busy at the construction site. She said: It rains, pay attention to safety. He said: No. She looked at Xiao Jingteng, who is like a doll in the TV, and asked herself: Who is a liar?

7. In the New Year, there are two things that need to be done most: the thinking at the end of the year, and the change at the beginning of the year. It’s been a long time since I was a man. It’s easy to be embarrassed, and the same day after year. Although it is a blessing to do the same thing with the same person, it is a waste of youth. So at the end of the year, think about the success or failure of the year, and make new plans at the beginning of the year. There must be changes in the New Year, do something fresh, and do something fresh, don't let go of youth. ——Lu Qi

8, write to 2013: more real than the end, is the life of every day. No longer angry or angry for a little thing, no longer angry for some villains. Be sure to make a clear and refreshing meal, float beautifully, and calmly face life. After a dull life, peace of mind, simple, do something that makes you happy. There is no hope for life, a smile to face difficulties and tribulations, and a dream, even if it is far away. happy New Year!

9, I wish all designers to draw pictures do not stay up late, work without overtime, the boss does not default, the computer is not a machine.

10, this is called a woolen New Year concert! It is obvious that the cross-table concert remote control is pressed!

11, do not mess with the heart, not trapped in love; not afraid of the future, do not read the past. So, 2013, I wish you calm, good...

12. Summary of 2012: In January, the mountain abandoned the Spring Festival Evening, and the live bears in February were taken. In March, the cuckoo was more popular, and the capsule shoes in April were made. In May, China was at the tip of the tongue, and the life of June was very well guessed. The July rainstorm was fiercer than the tiger, and the August bird’s uncle danced. In September, Suzhou had sanitary trousers, and in October Yuanfang was very busy. Please take your plane in November and you can't afford it in December.