Suddenly found that I am stupid. . =-=
Stupid. . Stupid and cute. . Uh. sweat. . Ha ha. Have you ever thought about the piece of meat that you are on your mother? I have had - - I remember when I was five years old, I often listened to adults saying: "The child is a piece of meat on the mother." I often thought: "I am the mother who is the mother's meat?" With questions, I decided to find out. "I got out of my mother's stomach, it should be the meat on my mother's stomach!" When my mother fell asleep, I picked up my mother's pajamas and carefully observed my mother's stomach. Strange, why not have fast meat? I was wondering and suddenly found that there was a hole in my mother's stomach. I thought, "Is this supposed to be me?" I was as excited as I discovered the New World. When my mother woke up, I proudly told my mother: "It turns out that I am the piece of meat on your body!" The mother listened, and laughed out of breath, saying, "You don't have it? This is called the belly button." You are the mother's heart! Little fool!" I asked my mother: "Then you can still live to the present, it is a miracle! The heart is missing a mouth, isn't life very dangerous?!" Now, I know, It turns out that I used to be so stupid and stupid so cute. Ha ha. . What do you say?
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