joke

1. What kind of road can't go?....

2. Wavebo's every move is inseparable from the rope, why?)

3. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. When he was on duty for a day, he saw that an enemy had quietly touched him. Why did he close his eyes with one eye?

4. A student throws the coin into the air: go to the movie with the face up, and go to the billiards with the back facing up. If the coin stands up, go to study.

5. Two dogs race, the dog runs fast, the dog runs slow, and when the dog reaches the finish line, which dog sweats more?

6. There are animals, the size is like a cat, looks like a tiger, what animal is this? 7

7. The monkey can pick up a corn every minute. In the orchard, can a monkey pick up a few corns in 5 minutes?

8. If you slip three trees, you have to smash 10 horses.

9. What is higher in the world than in the sky?

10. What valuable things are most likely to disappear?

11. Three Jinxin, three waters called 淼, three people called the public, then what should the three ghosts call?

12. When a fat girl is sick, what is the most afraid of others when they come to see a doctor?

13. What is more annoying than crows?

14. What is Confucius the greatest in China?

15. What is the most afraid of sleeping beauty?

16. Xiao Ming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you will never be able to sit! Where is he sitting?

17. Regardless of the twins that look much longer, someone will be drawn. Who is this person?

18. Is the world the longest train in addition to the train?

19. Who is a person who is only one day a year and not afraid of being fired? Who is he?

20. Why don't you take the eggs and hit the stone eggs?

21. Which game is running backwards?

22. What is the relationship between the father of your father's cousin's cousin and the nephew of your uncle's son?

23. What does the dentist rely on for dinner?

24. It is obviously a myopic eye. It is also a famous little boy. Put a pile of books in front of him. Put an apple behind the book. What do you say he will look at first?

25. A person who can't swim falls into the water but doesn't drown. Why?

26. What can be used to solve all mysteries?

27. Two dogs race, the dog runs fast, the dog runs slow, and when the dog reaches the finish line, which dog sweats more?

28. The birthday of Chu Chu on March 30, what year is March 30?

29. Where does the sea produce fish?

30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far?

31. There is a piece of natural black marble. What happens on the day of September 7th when it is thrown into the Qiantang River?

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

33. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on duty, he saw that an enemy had quietly touched him. Why did he close his eyes with one eye?

34. There is a person who is born to your parents, but he is not your brother and sister. Who is he?

35. What is the hotter weather, the higher it climbs?

36. What will increase by half after the handstand?

37. Why do people want to go to the market?

38. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?

39. An order is written on the paper. However, those who understand this text can never read the order. So what is written on paper?

40. When an air conditioner falls from the building, it will become a smasher?

41. Why do modern people become more and more unbelievable?

42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in a factory, but go out to work every day, but always one to the left and one to the right. Why?

43. When can I raise water?

44. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world?

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, two people can't do it together. What is this?

How should a woman who has been married for 50 times describe her?
How should a woman who has been married for 50 times describe her?

How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes for three minutes and ninety children for ninety cakes?

What kind of wheels can't just go?

What must travel the furthest on Earth everyday?

What is the earliest Chinese surname?

Iron is put outside to rust, what about gold?

When is 1+2 not equal to 3?

Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in a factory, but go out to work every day, but always one to the left and one to the right. Why?

How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes for three minutes and ninety children for ninety cakes?

What kind of wheels can't just go?

When is it better to raise your hands high?

Xiao Ming’s family lived on the fifth floor, but the elevator was broken. He did not take the stairs himself. He went to the fifth floor and went home. Is this possible?

What must travel the furthest on Earth everyday?

A black, thick, hard stick was inserted into the hole, and it felt warm, and when it was pulled out, the guest would have to pay.

It’s hard, it’s hard, it’s hard to sleep, let’s talk about it first.

One thing, the short of the Orientals, the long of the Westerners, the females after marriage can use this thing of the male, the monk has but not use it

What is the hardest? Girls like it most, especially married women, but they love death.

Amin bit the big and small bags for the mosquitoes. Is the larger bag, is it a male mosquito bite, or is it a female mosquito bite?

In a house, there are oil lamps, stoves and fireplaces. Now, I want to ignite three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first?

In the cell, two prisoners were closed, one of which was closed for one year and the other was a robber murderer, but only for two weeks. Why?

How do you divide the five apples into two?

Xiao Zhang drove, accidentally hit the telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said that it had nothing to do with him. The police also believed, why?

A fierce hungry cat, seeing the mouse, why do you run the leg?

In the zoo, what is the longest nose of the elephant and the second longest nose?

A person walking on the beach, why can't I see my footprints?

What animal did you kill it, but it blew your blood?

Two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only bought three?

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but once they leave home, they go to the left and one to the right. What is going on?

In a tightly monitored exam, two students handed in the same exam paper. After the examiner found out, he did not think that they cheated. What is the reason?

Zhang Aunt said all the time, but she had the least talk for a month. Which month is that?

There is a place to teach the bad guys, but no policeman dares to take action against it. What is this place

The message in the newspaper is not necessarily 100% true, but what message is absolutely impossible?

What is the first thing everyone will do when they wake up in the morning?

What if you have a hen that lays golden eggs?

An airplane was filled with people and fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why didn’t a wounded person have it?

What would be the first thing we would do to make a dream come true?

What do people like to eat?