Funny little language
★, the only benefit of the monthly exam, let us know who is going to answer the correct answer
★, A: Extend your hand and extend my hand to keep the paper scraps away from the campus.
B: Let go of your hand, let go of my hand and let the paper fly over the campus.★, I don't lie, I just distort the facts to make it conform to the actual situation of contradiction. "The Elf Mouse Brother"
★, I used to look up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. Because of the loss of love, I broke my neck.
★, "Beauty, there is a bad message and a good message, which one do you want to listen to first?"
"Bad news."
"The bad news is that there is no good news!"
"...What good news?"
"Not telling you, there is no good news~"★, "Are you saying that the game is more important or is it important for me?"
"Of course you are Ah."
"Then why are you playing the game all the time?"
"Because I can't bear to beat you."★, recently the day is hot, I have to take a bath with Fumalin often, otherwise I will be burnt by the hot sun.
★, look at the hand-crushing express package when you are swallowing the mountain river, the attitude is not like the weak woman who can not be opened even the Baote bottle cap - unknown "Anecdote Encyclopedia"
★, forgive me more than I am dressed to attend only to say that I love you
★, "Please describe EXO in one word" "屌"
"Please describe EXO in two words"
"Please describe EXO in three words" "Deep Well Ice"
"Please describe EXO in four words" "The Prince of the Wind"
"Please describe EXO in five words" "Selling a professional account"
"Please describe EXO in six words."
"Please describe EXO in seven words" "High-end atmosphere grade"
"Please describe EXO in eight words" "If the prince moves like a madman"
It’s really love to the depths of nature.★, who would tell a beautiful person to dress himself is a crime?
But hope not to be artificial★, men become pitiful after falling in love~
When a woman is in love, she becomes nervous~★, your father, I am a free-breeding grassland, hungry and eaten grasshoppers, not all chickens are called time chickens - time chicken "100,000 jokes"
★, like a person to chase it! Because he is not going to chase you....
★, "You occasionally say a good night to me, usually also, good morning, good afternoon, Xia'an, if you say to me, I will be very happy..."
"That... Diane."★, life is a meal, you are just a dish.
★, G: You never listen to my opinion 'At least listen to a little bit?
B: What is one point? I don't mean not to listen to 'okay! Ok! What do you want me to do?
G: I will listen to it. 'It won’t be difficult for you. It’s not much more than just listening!
B:?_?? The amount is good?★, what is a friend?
Just put 500 dollars on the table and won’t lose it.
Put a packet of melon seeds back and leave a pile of skin.★, "I think there is only one person I love the most, that is myself. Are you interested in being my rival?"
"No, I wish you happiness."★, “Hey? I found your face turned white.”
"Well, I washed my face today."★, sitting in a dying dream, the exam forgot to bring paper and pen.
★, I am a virtuous girl. If you are hungry, I can give you a Master Kong Braised Beef Noodle Soup Master Spicy Beef Noodle Soup Master Shrimp Fish Plate Noodle Chef Mushroom Stew Chicken Noodle Sauerkraut Beef Noodle Soup Master Sauerkraut Chicken Noodle Soup Master Spicy Beef Noodle Chef Snow shoots pork noodles Kang Shifu sautéed beef noodles Kang Shifu pickled pepper beef noodle master 剁 剁 排 康 康 康 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 野 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄 番茄Kang Shifu bamboo shoots dried meat noodles Kang Shifu Mei Gancai meat noodles Kang Shifu braised pork ribs noodles Kang Shifu onion ribs noodles Kang Shifu spicy beef noodles Kang Shifu pickled beef noodles Kang Shifu beef noodles Kang Shifu boiled beef noodles Kang Shifu spicy beef noodles Kang Shifu香牛肉面康师傅川辣排骨面康师傅麻辣牛肉面康师傅剁椒牛肉面康师傅野山椒
★ Every time I pull it out, I always feel that the intestines are shouting in the stomach: "Hey~ It’s empty inside, the new one in the back can move in!" So the new ones are obedient, one Move forward a little bit.
★, you are noodles, I am water, I am soaking you; you are the sky, I am the cloud, I am pestering you; you are the star, I am the moon, I love you.
★, if the handsome guy is a fairy, then the teacher principal is Sun Wukong.