Funny little language

★, He Wenxuan once said to Li Qingyuan: You are not GAY, because you have not met the man who makes you feel excited. ——Dong Ben Xi Gu’s "Don't Forget"

★ If your boyfriend is Wu Shixun, when you want to take something high, you can't get it. Wu Shixun saw it and said, "You stupid will not ask me to help you?"
If your boyfriend is Park Chanlie, Park Chan-lie sees that he will touch your head and say, "You must grow taller and fool."
If it is Bo Xian, he will say: "Don't look at me, I can't get it!"

★, Lu Pot asked Xing Xing: "When you are bored, what do you think I will remember?"
Xing Xing said: "Smoke."
Deer pot fart and ask why Xing Xing said: "You guess!"
Lu Han said: "Is it because I feel lonely and bored and want to kiss me so I compare it to smoke?"
Xing Xing said: "No, just because you are bored, you want to smoke you."

★, "I will only sell you to see you later, okay?"
"How are you crying?"
"I was touched by myself."

★, why do girls need to care about it, anyway, in a few decades, they have to go to the square dance together...

★, Teacher: "That classmate, you don't listen to class, let's go out. Go out is not honest, I will draw a circle for you."
Starting a classmate: "There is no WLAN in the circle~"

★, I will give you Tai Chi hang syrup, please don't follow me.

★, "I have not written 2 homework assignments, so comfortable."
"School! What are the two subjects?"
"Arts and Science!"

★, "Hey! My ears are all up, do you want to listen to this?" - Xinyiwu "The Date of Promise"

★, the only thing I can do in my reading career is to watch the results of the school’s show and see the love of the couple.

★, I can't stretch the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. I am fat when I look slim, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

★, Luhan: "Shi Xun, brother asked you a question, how did you get into the SM company?"
Wu Shixun: "The sixth grade was eaten by the scouts on the side of the road and was discovered by the scouts. Then I came to SM."
Wu Shixun: "Deer pot, how did you get into the SM company?"
Lu Han: "Ah? Hey, I came in from the door." The topic terminator really deserved the name.

★, "What is the feeling of math class?"
"Do you know that there is no concept of subtitles in American TV series?"

★, "Which one do you choose for wifi and EXO?"
"EXO"
"why?"
"Because they bring their own deer and Wu line net"

★, if you are really hungry, call me, I will eat some snacks for you to listen to.

★, although not in the lottery?
But is there always a free notice?
Good to get?
Is it enough?
Contentment knows?
Satisfaction?

★, let the contradictory father and son recognize each other as '
It’s impossible to let my son say to my father that I am wrong’
Is it equal to asking the father to bow down to his son and say that it is as embarrassing as it is?
I really don't understand that adults always ask people to give their elders a seat.
But after we become adults too'
We stand on our own stand'
Just to give way to your elders'
But the elders do not accept it?
Also standing with our younger generations in the "war" field is really dissatisfied where and where?
(Part 1)

★, roaring adaptation results are very dangerous but to warn you why don't know, please don't give me exercises, I panic, I even pause the exam, I think it's finally close, I think it's so strange, you are determined bye
I feel black in front of you, especially when you look at the various functional images on my hard work book, let me slowly make me almost suffocate and ask for girl.
But I just want to finish writing your questions after class. I have some uncertainty (I am getting angry)
The figure of Xueba is stuck in my heart. I have a passion and a big problem from my eyes. You all look at it here. Otherwise, you must be slow. I am growl growl growl. You and me growl growl growl. You and me growl growl growl. If you don't study again. There will be a crisis

★, once, white and TAO go to eat supper, usually pay in vain, this time stunned, deliberately without a wallet, finished, and said: "Oh, forget to bring a wallet, what to do?" I saw TAO this The goods slowly took out the white wallet from the pocket and said, "I know that you are lost, I will help you."

★ In fact, all in all, it’s the parents’ worried parents’ wisdom. Once the elders wanted you to do the best of everything, let’s let all you learn. It’s because you’ve been small, and how to get out of the circle. They are all within the scope of their elders' so don't worry about your mistakes. 'Even if you are wrong', the elders can make up in time. Now, instead of relaxing your own path, you will not only follow your footsteps, but also how you are. Growing up is always the careless child in the eyes of the parents and elders.
(Part 2)

★, I think... You think about it.

★, genetics calmly tells us: cross-species love is destined to have no good results, "Sansheng Sanshi Shili Peach Blossom"

★, it’s time to "Don't want to take a shower", "Don't leave the bathroom" and "Let me die in bed and quilt". It’s really hard to squat three times a day.

★, mathematics is a magical subject. There are physical education teachers who can't count the money to buy a ball. There are librarians who don't know how many books are in the library. Do you know the class teacher who has many classmates in the class? Going to the store's wonders, there is a crazy pool manager who draws water while pumping water. There are some metamorphosis old farmers who keep rabbits and chickens together, and there are apples on the apples. The driver who does not catch up with the tail, there is Xiao Ming who drinks water while drinking water, and there are two A and B who have been running.

★, old age! Can you not use the inferior red rope of the cottage to marry me? Every three times and five breaks ~~~