Funny little language

★, the year 'in the beginning `the current period 'at the time 'on the spot `currently `the day 'the night 'the present `authority' of course `what really is the face-to-face` can not afford!

★, 韬: "Shi Xun, you see! There are two handsome guys in the mirror!"
Xun: "Wow! Really two big guys!"

★, the feelings of the beginning, one to the deep, and then decline, three exhausted

★, "I counted the first two days, the old man said that I was 135 years old"
"Hey? The grave is a planer?"

★, #On the charm of the innocent boss #一吴邪下斗, fat man called over, said Wu Xie, you hurry to return home, Li Tusuwan and the younger brother is dying. Innocently, I almost didn't get drowned by the saliva, and I was busy asking what was going on. The fat man sighed and said: "The former nephew said that the floret has sold you with these few goods. Now the two goods have been hunger strike for three days..." - TomberDairy "Daily sentence Tomb Notes Micro Signal

★, "Why is my TV set always showing scenes of chaos between men and women?"
"What brand of your TV? I also buy it."

★, "What are you doing with tape?"
"Don't mention buying a piece of ripped dollar bill in the morning, I want to buy a tape and stick it."
"Why don't you stick?"
"When I bought the tape, I spent the dollar. Now I don’t know what to do with the tape."

★, "I think you are like a king in ancient times"
"Who do you think?"
"The king"
"why?"
"Enough"

★, Bian Boxian: "Can Chan Chan, you say that they Chinese people to eat Oreo as a sneak peek?"
Park Chan-lie: "Stupid! No one robbed after the end!"

★, "classmates"
"Ok?"
"Nothing, I feel like you are as long as my next girlfriend."

★, I am now, the only thing that can't be put up is the chopsticks. The only thing that can get in and out is the bed.

★, Ke Zhendong, Fang Zuming, Chen Bolin name first word combined into KFC KFC the last word combined into MDL McDonald's think I was also drunk

★, "I found that you don't love me more and more."
"How can I not love you?"
"I don't eat tomorrow, go and beat your manager."
"Why call me manager?"
"You really don't love me, don't ask me why I don't eat."

★, after the illness, I know,
Some doctors start with a heavy taste and a heavy medicine to open a big bag!

★, the public to find him thousands of Baidu, suddenly look back, that person is in the light of the place ... burned you these dogs and men! - Lai Enci's "Daughter Red"

★, the trend is no longer the old-fashioned tight-fitting lock pants, the trend of all kinds of speakers is no longer retro old-fashioned clothing, has cut into the full-mixed trend is no longer fashionable, the style of the season is called, the latest fashion fashion industry Only melee decoration myself~