Zhang Yizhen's classic quotation statement

Zhang Yizhen's classic quotation statement

1. It is best not to let the opposite sex of the first date know your place of residence. If the other party insists on sending, then you can go downstairs - believe me, he will not "go to the cup of tea by the way" and will not die of thirst.

2, women have left and right brains, men have left and right pills.

3. If you are unfortunate, the man you love has another woman, whether it is a wife, a fiancée or a girlfriend, please don't think about it and talk to her. No need to -- just leave!

4. If your room is getting more and more white, visitors are getting less and less, the desktop floor is not allowed to have a trace of dust, you will be upset when you hear the children's noise, wash your hands more than 20 times a day -- go to the psychiatrist.

5. Whether a person is reliable or not depends on what means you use to make him.

6. If you want others to have a good impression on you and to be enthusiastic, the biggest strategy is to give you enthusiasm for others first.

7, falling in love is like playing mahjong, not serious, no fun, too serious and easy to sad - to cultivate the spirit of the game.

8, men always pay attention to women who do not see him in the eyes - fate is also.

9, the sense of dignity is like a corset, the woman is noble, but deliberately revealed, it is vulgar.

10, marrying a large amount is like robbing a bank, the income is always great, but the endless troubles, if you can not try, or not try.

11, keep the secret of youth, there is a restless heart!

12. A man who often makes you smile is a good man.

13. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all day long.

14. Taboos will kill people. If you are dead, you will not have a very important part of your life.

15. Travel is the reading of the soul, while reading is the journey of the soul.

16. Don't force a man to lie, he will hate you, don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.

17. A man's lasciviousness to himself is like a lawyer who is a criminal of his own party: he must defend his guilty guilty.

18, the major things adhere to the principle, small things learn to work.

19. If you want to get hard work, if you don't want to get it, you will look good if you win or lose.

20, the middle-aged man who divorced and proposed marriage, say no. The man who once betrayed you wants to turn back and say no. The man you once betrayed asked you to turn back and say no.

21. For a wrong promise, you have to have the courage to violate it.

22. The so-called gentleman is a man who will support his weight with his elbows and knees.

23, do not think of a single mother - children do not need a father, but you need a child to take care of, very need someone to take care of.

24. One of the benefits of living alone is that you don't have to wake up in the arms of a person you loved a long time ago.

25, the times are different, men and women are the same, connecting fuses, repairing toilets, changing tires, and installing anti-virus software is no more difficult than having children.

26, pray, it is better to think - God must not be a woman, otherwise it will not create so many imperfect women.

27, the car is better than men: it will not run away - of course it may be stolen, but you can buy insurance, men can not buy insurance.

28, depending on love as a luxury of life: there is the best, no one can live.