Zeng Xiaoxian's Quotations

1. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be a last word.

2. I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for a meteor.

3. The boat can be temporarily parked, but the sail cannot stop to choose the direction.

4. I am subverting the whole world, just to correct your reflection.

5. I bought a delicate little watch, but the time is still so boring.

6. One fell into a big scorpion, then looked back, and flashed again

7. This is a small step for spiders, but it is a big step for us humans!!

8. I tell you: Yin brother specializes in all kinds of dissatisfaction

9. One Philippine: Where do you plan to start, the mechanical department or the ball department? Xiange: Where is the commissary?

10. Not afraid of rogue culture, I am afraid that the satyr has patience.

11. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. let's marry if you have the guts.

12. Who are you with the whole expression? I owe you a loan to expire or what.

13. Yeah is not your little raccoon, you can't play with your fun.

14. Life is too short and must be sexy.

15. Not all seemingly coquettish beauty is a scorpion, and maybe a salesman.

16. I don't have two things in my life: it won't, and it won't.

17. One day your name will appear on my household registration book.

18. Kindness is when others are hungry, I don’t want to eat meat.

19. There is no sense of hooliganism in any age.

20. Compared with the two fish who are handsome, they are handsome and tomorrow’s dishes.

21. People can't hang on a tree, try to die a few times on nearby trees.

22. When you step on the banana peel, you must climb up and continue to step on it. If you step on it, it will not slip.

23. Facing the reality, life is often much heavier than the taste of those idol dramas.

24. After occupying a tomb, he finally made up for the regret that he could not buy a house before his death.

25. When you wrestle and fall, there is only one blood left, called the three letters of Zeng Ge, and the resurrection.

26. Tigers don’t make cats, you are sick when I am

27. Listen to the stories of others and shed your own tears.

28. Internet chat is very dangerous, don't touch your true feelings.

29. I have a long story short: This is a long story.

30. Hello everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian, a friend. ,

31. I don't even believe in punctuation.

32. Still 10086 is good for me, I sent it a newsletter, it gave me three.

33. You will ignore me and sing down to your house tonight.

34. Nothing to open a class meeting, splitting a pair is a pair.

35. 2B describes you, people are not happy with pencils.

36. How many people despise me, how old are you?

37. Others laugh at me too lascivious, I laugh that they are not open.

38. Mermaid I love you, only you will not kick your legs.

39. Dude, let me have trouble, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

40. Hey, are you so busy and go to the toilet yourself?

41. Cough! It’s said that the whisper should not be said.

42. I don't go to hell, who loves who.

43. I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot.

44. Confucius said: I didn’t sleep at noon and collapsed in the afternoon. Mencius: The Confucius said

45. Wearing a hat without a hat, pretending to be a cook; standing in the room to soak in the urine, pretending to be in the whistle; riding a car to put a fart, pretending to be slow!

46. ​​Dancing too tired, singing is expensive, it is better to come to a class meeting, miss the campus taste, avoid single and broken, mutual information feedback, couple pairs are pairs

47. Format yourself, just to delete you!

48. Exercise your muscles and prevent convulsions!

49. The greatest sadness in life is to turn other people’s debts into their own.

50. Huai Cai is like a pregnancy, and it will take a long time for people to see it.

51. When I woke up, the sky was dark.

52. Please do not speak English in front of me in the future, OK? 7. How far is the thought, how far you will give me!

53. You are not a VIP, not even a V, you are just a P.

54. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

55. On a whim, take your photo as a desktop, TMD actually has a computer virus.

56. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

57. I usually do it, I have to wait until I hit you, I know that I am both civil and military.

58. Zeng Xiaoxian's classic quotations: 1. I broke my heart and took it out with dumplings.

59. It’s not very good for the cow to play the piano. It’s true to the cow.

60. When you are right, no one will remember; when you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

61. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

62. The person is iron, the fan is steel, and the day is not pretending to be panic! 6. The face is given by others, and the face is lost by himself.

63. Sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the sister to answer this.

64. The money of others is something outside my body.

65. Did you get thrown 3 times after birth, but only 2 times?

66. Some people, when making masks, are much better than real people.

67. Are you familiar with it? Nothing to play a video, you should be your TV, and you will be released when you press it.

68. If you can do it, try not to be noisy.

69. Zeng Xiaoxian's classic quotations: 1. When I wake up, the sky is dark...

70. Even Beckham doesn't know, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball!

71. Men and toothbrushes - I will never share them with others!

72. In the future, I will be a husband in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. If I can play, I will play and play. If I can't play, I will eat him.

73. People are not afraid of death, but most afraid of not knowing how to live!

74. I can't make everyone happy, because not everyone is human.

75. Beast, let go of the girl, let me come first.

76. When others hold hands, I take my dog ​​and take a tour to see who is not good to bite.

77. There are fewer and fewer important people, but the people who are left are more and more important.

78. When I was young, my family was poor. I can't afford a bicycle, so I take a taxi to school every day.