100 sentences, a sentence, a classic quotation

1, red beans are not long in the South, long on my face, true love!

2, drunk, I don't take any clothes, just help the wall!

3, knowledge is like underwear, can not see but is very important.

4. Although you have sprayed cologne on it, I can still smell a scum smell.

5, when a man does not make money, the woman is in a hurry, and the woman regrets when the man makes money.

6, do not eat enough to have the strength to lose weight.

7. What do you say when I love you? When I don't love you, you say what you are.

8. I thought that I was very decadent. Today I realized that I was scrapped early.

9, parents flicker children called education; children flickering parents called deception; mutual flicker called generation gap.

10, people do not commit me, I do not commit crimes; if people commit me, courtesy three points; people commit me again, I still have a shot; people still commit me, scribble the roots.

11, protect yourself, love others, please do not come out in the middle of the night scary.

12, nothing to find me, there is nothing to find me.

13, not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, afraid of pig-like teammates!

14, Ming Sao easy to hide, secret and difficult to prevent.

15, the day did not drop the big responsibility for me, still bitter my mind, labor my bones.

16, the world is often the case, want to turn back is too late, even if you are willing to be a bad horse, not necessarily have to look back at you.

17, you have to work hard! For your Audi my Dior.

18, people can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth and love.

19, chess and painting will not, laundry is too tired to cook.

20. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

21. Don't say sorry to me, because we don't care.

22, saying that money is sin, are fishing; saying that beauty is a disaster, want to; say that the heights are not cold, are climbing; said that tobacco and alcohol hurt the body, do not quit; say that heaven is the best, do not go!

23, hand in the pocket, no one loves.

24, I like you so much, you like me will die.

25, the head is not empty, the key is not to enter the water.

26, I know that you have not been good, I am relieved.

27, shameless about this matter, if done well, called psychological quality is excellent!

28, hey, the winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

29. If the exam can be rewarded with QB, the country has already become rich and strong.

30. Youth is dedicated to the house, and middle-aged is dedicated to the children.

31, usually you are not, I have to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and military.

32. After breaking up, when you sacrificed me, when you died, it was over.

33, people see people love, flowers see flowers, cars see car puncture!

34. I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

35. I am convinced that there will be a man who came to this world for my torture.

36. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and all those who are not in the background have been killed by a stick.

37. Our goal: to look at the money, to earn money.

38. After reading a book for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

39, my advantage is: I am very handsome; but my shortcoming is: I am handsome is not obvious.

40. When I was young, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

41. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

42. There are no couples who can't be separated, only the young ones who don't work hard.

43. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

44, fell, climbed up and cried.

45. Teacher, I met the robber, and the job was robbed.

46. ​​Some people have a background, and some have a back.

47. How many students lost to the last part of the text: memorizing the full text.

48, salted fish turned over, or salted fish.

49. Dreaming is the earliest wireless communication method in human history.

50. A woman’s talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

51, the test results announced: the test is good to laugh, the test is not good, not crying.

52. A woman is always strong and strong for a few days, even if she is bleeding.

53. Life is like a landlord. Just a group of people is a enemy.

54, the years are not forgiving, first of all can not spare women; opportunities do not wait for people, first of all can not wait for men.

55, I am not a renminbi, how can everyone like me?

56. In the days when there are no women, I am happy to ridicule men.

57, you still let me see the board, electric heating can not stand it.

58. It is love that cannot be extricated, and there are radishes in other people's fields.

59, my wallet is like an onion, every time I open it, it makes me burst into tears.

60. What makes me proud and proud is that the earth is still being trampled under my feet so far.

61. Don't force me, otherwise I will be great and I will be out of control.

62. Whenever I have enough to eat, I will think about losing weight.

63. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rivals.

64, my life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, Yu Cheng grandfather died.

65, as long as thin, everything is wild, if fat, nothing is vain.

66. Everyone is born with originality. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirated!

67, the friend of Iron again burned.

68. Some people rely on strength in exams, some exams rely on sight, and my exams rely on rich imagination.

69. Give me less face, you think you are a palette.

70. I want to ask: We have paid the money at school. Shouldn’t the teacher listen to us?

71. Looking at the beauty on the street, the higher the point of view is to appreciate, the lower the point is the rogue.

72, the sky will be black, the road will slip, and the road home may be more embarrassing than you.

73. Young is the capital, but it is not worth the effort.

74. Although the bird is small, it is playing the whole sky.

75. Give me a woman, I can create a nation! Reply: Give you a sow, will the price of meat fall next year?

76. How dare I touch you? I am afraid that I will buy a hand sanitizer to buy myself.

77, you think that you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

78. In this age of abuse, a "dear" is just a "hello" at best!

79, I don't want to lose weight, I am just afraid of rebounding.

80. Throw coins, go online on the front side, sleep on the reverse side, and set up homework when you stand up.

81. I don't look at the time in the morning to see the time, but to see how long I can sleep.

82, the letter is the letter, do not believe is not to believe, you are still a WeChat.

83. Even if you have a famous flower, I will move you to me.

84. Love that is not based on marriage is a rogue.

85, my strengths: the courage to admit mistakes; shortcomings: resolutely not change.

86. If one day I become a rogue, please tell others, I am pure...

87. I am like a fly on a glass. The future is bright, but I can't find a way out...

88, I am like grass, can't extricate myself...

89. If you have problems, find the reason from yourself. If you have constipation, you will blame the earth for not drawing gravity.

90. Huai Cai is like a pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

91, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

92, really a warrior, dare to face his unmade face.

93. To be a person, you have to be a person who is between the cow A and the cow C.

94, the tree does not skin, it will die undoubtedly; people shameless, the world is invincible.

95, don't be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

96, raw, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

97, life is like toilet paper, when nothing happens, try to pull less!

98, work, step back to the sky, love, step back to the floor.

99. Since I became a shit, no one has ever stepped on my head.

100. The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to derail; the beauty of women lies in stupidity without resentment; the beauty of men lies in the fact that lies are white.