Dog Diary (9)

Sunday, February 17

A few days ago, Hu Haiyang returned to Zhejiang for the New Year, so he did not send meat for me. I didn’t care about Hu’s ocean. Today, when Hu Haiyang appeared in front of me, I still went to play with Hu Ocean, Hu Haiyang. In order to train my conditioning, I hypnotized me over and over again: "Afu, if you want to eat the meat in the bag, you will sit down..." Because I have not seen Hu Ocean for many days, I am against this article. The impression of "mantra" is a bit vague. I don't know what Hu Haiyang wants me to do. I saw that it was originally my food. Now Hu Haihai does not give it to me. I am anxious. I am mad at Hu Ocean and jump up. Hummering Hu Hai’s pants, I want to grab this bag, Hu Haiyang ignores me and continues to “hypnosis”. My voice attracted Yang Xiaosheng's father. I didn't expect him to "consume with Hu Hai" and "hypnotize" me. I did not show weakness and arrogant to two people. Yang Yusheng’s father saw this attitude and was angry. He picked up a “secret weapon” on Yang’s desk, knocked on the desk first, threatened me, and I saw the “secret weapon”. Run, I ran to the small nest, waiting for Hu Haiyang to put the meat into my rice bowl. It turns out that Hu Hai still hurts me. When Yang Xiaosheng’s father is not next to him, he doesn’t care so much. Put the meat directly into my rice bowl. When I was eating meat, Hu Haiyang sneaked away and sneaked away.

When I was eating, I recalled yesterday’s “tragic encounter” and lost my appetite. The thing is this: Yesterday at noon, Hu Hailai came to give me lunch. This lunch is something I have never seen before. It is said that it Calling rice cake, I was curious and I first touched the round object with a small claw. I didn't expect it to be as hard as a bone, not as easy to shred as meat. I used a tongue to lick it, and eggs. The taste, my brain began to give orders: open to eat! I bite a piece and bite it, only to find that it is slimy, and it entangles my fangs. I made a scream, and Yang’s father ran, and it put the hand with it. The object called the rice cake was torn from my teeth. Although I had a bitter taste, the rice cake had the taste of meat and eggs. I ignored the "danger" and continued to eat rice cakes. This time I was not so lucky, because Yang Yusheng Dad went to work, and Hu Hai did not dare to reach into my "blood pot". So, I was "wrestling" in the rice cake, but I still lost my slim rice cake when I was young and ignorant. I finally spit the rice cake. I came out, but I was so sad that I forgot the pain. I once again ate rice cakes and once again "wrested" with the rice cake. Finally, I finished eating the rice cake, but I "pollution" the environment next to my nest - because I Spit 6 times. Hu Haiyang finally came to a conclusion that the puppy dogs could not eat rice cakes!

Hey, there was such a big embarrassment yesterday, dear little readers, you have to keep it secret for me. If it is passed out, my "first name" can be destroyed! ! ! ! ! Note: This is a “dangerous act”. Children should not let the dogs eat rice cakes. If the dog vomits, the consequences are at your own risk!

Fifth grade: Tom Cat Hu Ocean