New Year greetings: 2014 New Year's greetings for 12 constellations

Virgo

Shaka, who is known as the "man of the recent God", took the lead and sent a message to Mu:

"Buddha said that the 500 times of the past lives have been exchanged for this life. I used the 10,000 times of the previous life to exchange for this encounter with you, just to tell you: kid, owe flat!"

Aries

Mu saw Shaka send a message, smiled open, did not expect...

However, he was so angry that he did not dare to fight back. He was afraid that Shaka would be angry and ignore him and go to Saga. He had to send his gas to the neighboring cow brother:

"I heard that there is a gorilla in the zoo. I went to see it the day before. I fainted. You went to see it yesterday. The orangutan fainted..."

Taurus

When the cow brother turned on the mobile phone, he was stabbed to the sad place, and the horns were still not repaired, so he had to find another person to vent.

After one ten thousandth of a second (Gold GG typing, of course, the speed of light), Desmusk received:

"Haha, I dreamt of you yesterday, really, the sky is so bright, you swim in the endless sea and sky, I stand on the shore, take a small stick, oh... this little dead crab... the shell is quite hard... ..."

Cancer

Dissmus was too lazy to type, and he changed the "crab" in the message sent by Niu Ge to "蝎" and sent it to Miro.

Scorpio

Miro is stalking the card and chatting, how can he manage him?

However, Xiaomi is a bit too embarrassed, actually sent to the card such a:

"You have the nobleness of plum blossoms, the temperament of glaciers, the distinctive connotation, the unrelenting coldness, so we all call you: Meichuan is cool."

Aquarius

Ka Miao fell N times. When he climbed up again, he was already unconscious. He wanted to invite Miro to travel, and later sent it to Abrodi, and the content was:

"May 1 to play! I just heard the route: Iraq 7-day tour, only 444 yuan, eat and live in the refugee camp, watch the US air strikes, listen to Saco speech, learn terrorist attacks, play street fighting games, return tickets free, Straight to the White House. Is it cool?"

Pisces

After Abrodi received it, he immediately mocked the card and was bored. In fact, he was more boring than the card, and he actually got up the "Sanctuary Gossip Newsletter". The boring Xiaoai was his first customer.

Leo

So Xiao Ai received a gossip about his brother:

"It is said that Daai and Saga have recently begun to compete for the position of the Pope. So the two agreed to die together. If Athena first called the name of Daai, then the Pope will be big, but if he first called Saga, then It was Saga who was the Pope. Soon, Athena saw that both of them were dead, and said aloud: Seiya, the sanctuary is a trick!"

The upright little Ai took Abu Luodi’s gossip letter as true and angry at his brother’s struggle for the Pope’s behavior, so the bloody youth sent a message accusing his brother: “There are golden arrows, iron arrows, bronze arrows, aluminum arrows, tin arrows, and lead. Arrow, what can't you learn? You have to learn silver arrows! There are 18 kinds of 360 strokes in martial arts. What can't you learn? You have to learn to drunk arrows, so soon there is a famous figure on the rivers and lakes: drunk silver arrows! (most obscene )"

Sagittarius

Daai re-distributed Desmusk's trick to Miro, and changed the "arrow" into a "sword" and sent it to Shura.

Capricorn

Shura’s heart is unbalanced, and I want to send this article to the eggplant Agong, which has the most weapons. Just opened the mobile phone outbox and found a more suitable for the eggplant Agong:

"Your smile, the wolf is hanging, your call, the chicken flying dog, your stop, the stink, you sweat, the scorpion disaster, you don't dress up, than the ghost ugly, you dress up, ghost scare paralysis!"

Libra

Eggplant Agong does not care about this with young people. He believes that with a mobile phone, he has to contact his feelings. Therefore, he is very considerate of him. When he recalls the battle of the twelfth house, he sent a message to the condolences:

"Small sorrow troubles: before the history of Ang yin soul is not scattered, after Jialong everywhere smashed eggs, left there is a fascinating thing, the right there is Miro rushed, there is a big essay on the big AI, there is bronze Rebellion, look at the Athena lying there, so ugly!"

Gemini

Xiao Sa saw it and deleted it immediately. When he was seen by Athena, he could not pay for his salary. If he had no money to buy a card, he couldn’t make a mess with Xiaoshasha.

Speaking of doing a trick with Shaka, he sent a note to Shaka:

"I finally left, but you are crying deeply. I finally stop looking back. You are sad. I can’t help but say back to you: Hey, stay away from me!"

In addition, just as 12 people are reincarnation in the newsletter, Galleon took the benefit of the fisherman and sent such a message to 12 people:

"Your newsletter I have received, who are you? I don't have your record on my mobile phone. I guess you must be Sheng Jinbin, right? Or Ai Baowu, right? Or is it Qin Shou. No, then I am sure that you are a side."

Soon, Galleon was stunned by 4 AEs!

Later, the phone was confiscated by the goddess!