New Year greetings: 2014 to force the funny WeChat New Year wishes

1. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it is nitrogen, you will explode in the corner!

2. People are iron, rice is steel, and a meal is not hungry.

3. If the leader does not give me a raise next month, I will resign and send him two Chinese before resigning, killing him.

4. Eat whole grains and take the road to health.

5. It is your business to talk about it. It is my business to listen to it. My business, you can't control it!

6. If the pigs will fly, who will buy the plane? It is not enough to ride the pig on the sky.

7. Are you not enough? My patience is limited, OK?

8. Don't eat today, take medicine tomorrow.

9. My tie can't be found again. Did you find a rag yesterday?