New Year greetings: humorous new year greetings

1. Don't say that I am ruthless and unreasonable. Fortunately, I also sent a dime of newsletter, which wastes the power of the battery and is in danger of being exposed to electromagnetic waves. So I don't think about the consequences, I want to give you a year! Happy New Year!

2, New Year bless you, good things chasing you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease is hiding from you, the air car is letting you, the plane avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happy to follow you, everything goes along with you!

3, do not move! Raise your hand, know the station to the left, do not know the right side of the station, want to laugh in the middle of the station. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, hold your head and stand against the wall, listen carefully to me: I wish you a happy New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve, no meeting, no early morning tea, no appointment, no companion before the holiday. The reunion of the reunion is not available, and the thoughts are infinite.

4, there is a surprise in one breath: I wish you all the time again and three and three, five blessings, sixty-six, Dashun, colorful life, eight faces, prestige, ninety-nine, ten, ten, ten, beautiful, one hundred years, good fortune, good fortune, happy new year, send you the same Carefully prepared New Year's gift! Wrapped in a sly mood, colorful blessings, sweet entanglement, filled with festive joy and happiness, delivered with auspicious snowflakes.

5, the sacred to: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: Since you owe me three cents last year, I have not paid for it, and you are not allowed to pull for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper, but the paper is only three feet until you die. So far! Take this, take the paper!

6. There is a saying that I have never dared to say to you, but there is no chance for the New Year to say no more: you are really annoying - (please) people like, one can not see (disgust)! Finally add one sentence - happy new year !

7, the Spring Festival, you will smash the money wind, licking the banknote rain, mad under the gold and silver plaque, diamond ice, long emerald tree, hanging pearl cream, raw agate fruit, be careful! Happy Spring Festival!

8, the New Year's Eve, cheers constantly; phone disturb, more inconvenience; briefing New Year, my wish; I wish you the whole family, good health; happy life, more earned in the coming year; early New Year, lest busy!

9. If you are a person now, I wish you a happy new year; if it is two people, then Happy New Year; if it is a group of people, please tell me where you are.

10. If you have money, it is a mistake. I wish you a mistake again! Happy New Year!

11, a pound of peanuts, two pounds of jujube, good luck often run with you; three pounds of apples four pounds of pears, auspicious and you are not separated; five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, financial resources rolled into your pockets; seven pounds of grapes eight pounds of orange, may you I want to think about things; nine pounds of mango ten pounds of melon, may you snake the flower.

12, solemnly claimed: this newsletter has not been forwarded, never seen, packaging is simple, true love, original genuine, pirated must be investigated, if there is similar, it is a coincidence. Happy Year of the Snake!

13. I want to call you too much, I really want to hear your nonsense, but unfortunately you are unfortunate enough to borrow, but fortunately, the newsletter can pick it up, give the fool a warm newsletter, I hope not to He is mad, not to choose heroic suicide.

14. Change the sand of Sahara as a fortune, the water of the Pacific Ocean as a blessing, and the happiness of the Himalayas as a gift for the New Year. I wish you a new year of wealth, wealth, and health!

15. The cutest newsletter of the year: The people who receive it will never be fired, the people who read will fly, the people who store will love sweetly, the people who remove will be lucky, and the people who forward will rise in salary!

16. I am warm with the mutton, the warmth of the boiled fish, the deliciousness of the boiled shrimp, the sweetness of the old meat, the broadness of the sliver, the broadness of the bread, and the sincere blessing to you, I wish you a new year. happiness!

17, God, too blue! The sea, too salty! Life, too difficult! Work, too annoying! With you, have a relationship; miss you, insomnia; see you, too far; hey, what can I do? I miss you Think of me, can't eat chopsticks, can't swallow the bowl! Happy Chinese New Year!

18. In the new year, I hope my friends: money and money are less common; people are ugly and ugly; people are less healthy and good; family is poor and rich; all troubles are good. People's life is safe!

19, I hold the Harry R26; Potter's magic wand, sincerely pray: I want to turn all the joy into a cream, all the blessings into chocolate, always happy to make a cake... 砸 flat you! Happy New Year!

20. In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the country: 1. to repair the elevator to Mount Everest; 2. to tiling the Great Wall; 3. to reverse the aircraft; to do three small things: 1. Give flies Wear gloves; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed your feed.

21, there is a big gift in the Spring Festival, surprises are waiting for you. Edit the newsletter "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (of course, the number of the guy who sent the newsletter), you will have the opportunity to get the autographed genius, take a group photo. A rare opportunity, act now!

22, from now on, only hurt you alone, pet you, do not lie to you, promise you everything will be done, every word you say is true, do not bully you, hit you, yell you, want Believe me. Happy Chinese New Year

23, wine: poured in the cup like water, drink into the belly haunted, walked to the road to kneel, back to the house to quarrel, climbed to the bed Yangshuo, the next day I regretted, did you drink during the Spring Festival?

24. Sisters, I wish you all a happy New Year. In 2013, I will find a boyfriend like EXCEL. I want to hide it, I want to filter it, I want to remove it, I want to remove it, I am unhappy, hey, I still don’t. Stored.

25, the new year is here! I wish the cause is like the continuous development of Marxism, the charm is like Mao Zedong thought radiant, money and three representatives keep up with the times, I wish a happy new year!

26, the new year new "Sina" tide, newsletter MMS with integrity - I wish "Xin" happy year, "money" Cheng Jin, "rich" such as the East China Sea, "skinny" than Nanshan!

27, the four great blessings: New Year's Eve booked the New Year's Eve, went out to stop the taxi, the door to get the lucky money, the first day holiday to fifteen; I wish you a fortune, partial wealth, windfall, financial resources; family, friendship, personal feelings, love Love!

28, I bought two pounds of fashion, bought three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made a happy eight pounds, cut a ton of care from the bottom of my heart. New Year gift is for you!

29, I heard that angels love to eat hazelnut cake, I went to buy some on the window sill, kept in the middle of the night, I finally kidnapped an angel with a bed sheet, and then made a wish to the angel: "I hope that the person who is reading the newsletter is happy in the new year. !

30. When the Spring Festival arrives, the State Council issued five bans: prohibiting pretending to ignore me, forbidding fortune, forgetting me, forbidding me to help me, forbidding to eat, not for me, forbidding me when I am free! Happy Chinese New Year!