April Fools Wishing Happy New Year

Monday sweet and sour pork ribs, Tuesday porridge, green peppers on Wednesday, steamed pork on Thursday, bone soup on Friday, braised in the large intestine on Saturday. Sunday... I finally finished eating you on Sunday, dear, we can be together forever.

After a car bridge crashed; hit a high-speed rail to catch up; read a book and the whole family was involved; one eye-catching price flew; put a stall in the city to smash; fried stocks regret for life; hit a car love into the legs; Sticker mouth; buddy, although you are a "unlucky" hit the coal truck back home! But, don't be discouraged, I wish you will continue to work hard, I believe that there will be days, good luck, "middle color", "mildew The "people" award is not yours.

This year, there is a roll on the plane; the ship has a bottom; the train is derailed; the car has a kiss; so I advise you, nothing to do in your mouse hole, don't come out.

Your face is fierce, your skin is full of hair, and you are screaming at random, it really makes me horrified! Don't misunderstand! Friends, I am talking about the big yellow dog at your door, but it has no mobile phone, so I sent it to you!

Your plan has passed, cctv is famous. Your proposal has been adopted and it has begun to be put into action. Your order has arrived and the company has returned to life. Or the boss will praise: the culture of the pig is not the same!

The black eyes are straight and the nose, the face of the velvet head makes me think that I can sleep at night. I want to touch you, I want to hug you, I want to see you in the sun and lick your bones: You are my beloved puppy!

I really like your wide ears wide face, thick lips and dark eyes. Your singing is wonderful, the lyrics are always a tune--哼哼哼-哼哼哼. You are my pet pig!

The importance of learning, you are not profound enough, I have a deep understanding. I heard that you often go to class, gossip, doze off, this can't be done! You see me, since I got a neuropathy, I don't sleep any more in class!

When I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man holding a glass of wine and chasing a fat pig. While chasing and shouting: Run and run, want to play? The brothers have to do this wine! Look carefully, it turns out that this drunk is you.

I like you very much, because you are very cute! You are very good, really, but I have to choose to give up, because you are too noble, I am not worthy of you! You are really expensive, only those rich people can get You! You are really too expensive, a pig actually sold two hundred and five!

Others say that you are clumsy, I believe that stupid people are stupid. Others say that you are dull, I believe that sometimes I can make a dream come true. Others say that you are stupid and don't open up. I know that Dazhi Ruoyu is your magic weapon!