a letter to my sister

Dear research sister:

Hello there!

Although you have just turned 3 years old, it is already insatiable for me and your sister. In order to be able to get along with each other in the future, now, I will pour out a bitter stomach.

First, even if the doctor said that the urine of the child is very precious, I can't stand the behavior of your wet pants on my face.

Second, the pencil case is used by my sister to go to school. Demolition of it is not as good as that of Einstein, who is not a mudstool when he is nine years old.

Third, please sleep in the evening when you want to pee when you do not wake up the whole family, and then sing and dance to the toilet.

Fourth, although your coward's belly is thick, but at present you are not qualified for the big sandbags that you use to practice his fists.

5. Adults often say that girls should be gentle, generous, and generous. Therefore, in order to maintain your lady's image, please immediately change the habit of urinating in other places outside the toilet.

6. In view of the fact that I have not yet turned my mouth into a fountain, please do not add oil and vinegar to my kettle in the future.

Seventh, the behavior of hiding someone else's homework when others are ready to go to school, and stealing someone else's key when riding out is also detrimental to your brilliant image, or correct it as soon as possible.

8. Without permission, I refuse to take any form of treading, earing, face washing, etc. Although you are willing to contribute without pay, others can not enjoy this blessing.

9. Since you have inserted the lit cigarette into my father's nostrils many times, your good sister needs to remind you again that the mouth is the only "legal" organ for smoking.

X. Although you are sensible, the fat aunt in the commissary next door attaches great importance to developing good-neighborly and friendly relations with you, but you can't do anything without pulling the adults to run there! It is even more difficult to include the little finger in the most friendly visit.

11. Being a small spy can certainly prove your wit and courage, but if the teacher tells my mother my secret to change the mouth, it is not enough! This will definitely have a negative impact on the traditional friendship between the two of us.

Twelve, the above is my sister's advice to you, you have the right to remain sunk, but everything you do is responsible for yourself!

If necessary, I will also jointly "special sanctions" with my father, mother, widower, sister, brother, and sister. The scope and content of the sanctions will not be announced!

If you have different opinions about the advice, you can file a protest against the highest chief executive in our family. Anyway, she is always biased towards you!

Your little sister

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