The most chaotic century in history

One morning, my assistant robot was less B-dream. I bought a big and big stuff from the 43rd century. I saw the space-distorting device. I patted it lightly when I didn't understand it. "Oh!" I scared me. This machine spoke. "It hurts, your mother hasn't taught you to be kind to people?" "You don't seem to be a human." I said with a puzzled voice, "Oh, it's really not for me," said the machine. "Are you stupid? I also feel it!" I was anxious, I picked up N tons. The big hammer went to it. then. . . . . .

"Where is this?" I said to myself. I opened my eyes and looked at it. Yeah! I was shocked. There are: Guan Yu. Liu Bei. Zhang Fei. I look at the other side, there are: Stephen Chow. Jay Chou. Jackie Chan. what! There is also Bo Gang. Xiaoyu. Old man. I went outside and saw Jet Li. Bugs. Mao Zedong. Qiao Feng. In martial arts. I asked Xiaoyu what is this? Xiaoyu said: "Please, don't you know? This is Nanhe Province. Yang'an City. Yintang County."

Suddenly I heard someone shouting outside: "Ma Chao, there is a kind of you coming out, our one-on-one duel!" At this time Liu Bei said to me: "Ma Chao, you are going to go, people are waiting for you." What! I am Ma Chao! God! I reluctantly rode the white dragon horse and flew to the front of Walloon. At this time, I had a toy pistol in my pocket. It was originally bought by my mother. I aimed at his head and shot a shot, and Walloon died.

The next day, a man named Laden came to me. I saw him wearing armor and sitting up to the robot. Liu Bei quickly led the army to fight. I saw Liu Bei holding the AK-47, Guan Yu holding the V3-MG5 rocket launcher, and Zhang Fei holding the BG-V12 laser gun. I knocked down the robots up to one. Bin Laden escaped and called a dragon to the throne. The bug was anxious because it learned the summoning technique in the Superman era. He shouted: Altman. A giant appeared in front of the worm. The worm also shouted: Altman flew his legs. Bin Laden’s army flew out hundreds of millions of miles. Then I have been invincible for three years in this century. Then I was hit by lightning and returned to the 20th century.

At this time, the news reported that a statue was found in Tangyin County. I saw who was engraved on it. . . . . . Oh, isn't that me?