People and animals

Oops, my mother, do you know what happened to the big forest? Many animals, such as elephants, goats, and giraffes, are getting together. Hey, there are many arguments, and it seems that they are discussing something big. At this moment, the tiger, the king, slammed the scorpion and said: "Don’t mess!" The crowd was scared. I said, "Today, let everyone come, just want the big guy to talk about his difficulties. We, that is, the government will try our best to help you. If you don’t come, don’t talk about how much the green vegetables are, 'How is your child?'

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, no one dares to say the first one. After a while, Niu’s mother stood up and said, “Dawang, I have to return one thing. Now it’s not all of the technology developed. The vegetables are not only as good as before, but the children are still eating the stomach. pain?"

After listening to it, I said, "Maybe you have eaten contaminated vegetables in some areas. This is your own reason!"

The mother of the cow is arrogant and does not know what to say. At this time, I said: "Mom Mother, you are also thinking about the children, well, next."

The intern reporter Zebra came forward and said to me: "Da Wang, I have interviewed you before, can you... Can you answer it? If this interview is successful, my rice bowl will be saved, and there is a possibility of being a hit... This may be the biggest difficulty for me now..." Zebra said with insufficient confidence.

I nodded and said, "I was too busy a few days ago. I haven't had time to deal with it. Well, you can interview me now." I glanced at him and his face turned red.

“Can you talk about why you no longer eat people?”

"The reason is simple.

Now that technology is developed, I don’t want to eat people at first, I want to please them. If I eat people, my compatriots will come to deal with us. Human science and technology are developed. Once we have provoked them, our little name can be difficult to protect! ! Later, I became smart, knowing that human desires are getting higher and higher. Even if we are obedient, they will lick our skin to eat our meat! "I solemnly said.

The people present were unable to fight a cold war.

"And, our tiger family is the king of beasts. There are not many things to move to humans. Besides, when power is big, it is treated with preferential treatment, so that I don't know what to eat for three meals a day. The big guy knows, now. Humans eat toxic rice, pesticides, vegetables, leaded fish and shrimps, and even babies eat toxic milk powder, all of them are poisonous! Eat people? I don't want to die! Even if the human flesh does not eat!... Zebra, can you keep your rice bowl now?"

To be continued!