Funny little language

★ What does the letter ATM on the self-service bank mean? ”
"The image spokesperson Altman's initials"

★, you are 20! Also pack what 20! Very two zero! - Non-Day Night Xiang "Yi Er"

★, give me a girl, I can create a nation

★, "I heard that zombies only eat brain"
"Is it sure? Then you are safe."

★, women look at themselves in the mirror is completely illusory!

★, "Let's break up."
"why?"
"Gender is not appropriate."

★, Q: My love and family, friendship is ranked there?
A: All of them are in the relationship~

★, small fresh meat sprouts can not stop; the self-willed local tyrants shouted to buy and buy, hand to take hot peppers to ask about? If you can eat fried chicken and beer with warm men, the scene is also drunk.......

★, "Don't you think that Yida Advertising is very romantic?"
"I can't see romance, this is your Yida, this is your Yida. Nima, I think two thieves are sharing, this is your glimpse, this is your glimpse!"

★, "The buddy is really embarrassed! I drank too much last night...."
"Brother! It’s a common occurrence in life. But last night you threw out my hamster and shouted, "Go! Pikachu!" I can't understand it."

★, "Help me charge the phone bill"
"How much?"
"full"

★, if the sea can, take my short ugly...

★, how to expect can not be compared with the long deer.

★, “Today I treat, I like what I eat”
"Lobster, sea crabs are fine, I like to eat shells."
"Hey, waiter, Shangpan melon seeds"

★, one day, a beautiful woman on the road asked me for directions. I am a glimpse, Jane is so beautiful, the goddess in the dream. So I told her the address of my home.

★, "You like to fight with me and do it with me."
"I'm leaving"
"Good 88, I locked the door."
"I will come back, I am your grandson!"
.......
.......
Half an hour later, "Grandma opens the door"

★, God sprinkled wisdom on the world, wit me with an umbrella

★, "I haven't seen Huo Ying for several years. I don't know if Conan is a One Piece."
"When it was, I also saved the world with the Dragon Ball, and returned to the sheep village as the village chief gave birth to 7 gourd dolls to live a happy life!"

★, Age 22 Nightmare 25 is coming soon. Now ladies have evolved into a mature woman!

★, the result of anger is that the more you want to play, the more you become more and more angry.

★, don't say that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to take care of you. ——Wang Yuan “Love Apartment 3”

★, some beautiful women will grow grass,
The super head is no brain,
Not mentally retarded, not staying,
It’s a slow half-shoot!

★, "A recent experience of your death?"
"I almost caught up with the sperm in the back a few years ago."

★, "Is lazy goods? Can't you afford the bed? Is it worth your youth?"
"I am sorry."

★ Even if I love the mini skirt, I will have a long skirt and a flowing skirt~