Funny little language
★, Wanzhang high-rise building starts from the ground, there is a base below the flat.
★, there are always people who think that they look like a tiger cat!
★, papers, a new type of drug, mostly white, common in schools. Numerous schools have become addicted and mad. Let no mathematic tyrants indulge in them, unable to extricate themselves. Make the insomnia without mathematics sleep more dizzy, dizzy. It destroys the harmony of many families, in order to enable a candidate to commit suicide by jumping off the building, and in the spiritual world of poisoning many people... away from the test paper, grab from the doll! Put an end to the test paper and start from me!
★, cold ice, lonely Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai learning to know, worship in love, this is a mess, not to laugh
(...Cantonese...)★, "Do you love me or not?"
"My mother gives me three yuan a day and two five to buy you snacks. You said that I love you or not."★, the landlord gave the experience. Hey! Come up, there is gold in the man's knees. Ok, I am not reluctant to you. Why don’t you pull me? What are you doing? The landlord can’t be too dirty. You listen to me... this experience, ah. Stop... This experience is nothing. Um... ah... really don’t have to. ... fast stop. Ah... a lot of people on this post are watching... ah. God. I lost it. Why not? The landlord! Spit it out and don't swallow it.
★, Husband: "I don't think Columbus has a wife. Or, he can't find any continent."
Wife: "Why is that?"
Husband: "If Columbus has a wife, she will ask Columbus before going out to sea. Where are you going? Why go? What's the matter? Who are you going with? How long? How?"
Wife: "Columbus should of course make these things clear!"
Look at this joke, think about the woman seems to be so embarrassed, what is the matter to ask the bottom, if Columbus has a wife, the wife will certainly block the suspicion, let the ambitious man go to his busy, his success It is your success.★, the little character Meng Fu Sha, after experiencing an insomnia night, finally realized the grand prince of the great-grandson's love for love: forced not to force, not forced to force, to force the persecution without force, do not force it People are forcing their hearts... ——The world is returning to the Yuan
★, I was mated to the west of the place to send books. - Han Han "There will be no future"
★, do you know why you feel so sleepy at school?
Because school is the place where dreams begin.★ Even the eagle has a weak eye!
★, um, you are three people who have been married to others before, and we should not discriminate against her. ——Gu Man, “Slightly smile, very beautiful”
★, the dragon dragon headless dragon is no head, but the dragon can still say '
If it's just a worm, don't have to say, 'Some people are screaming at the end?
Pretending to start a lot of momentum, ending nothing is 'useful?
If you are a human being, you don’t want to be a worm. Do you still want to be a dragon? You don’t have to pay a good response.
And silent results are always unknown, but it may be scary?
I am nothing, I am why I am so analogous?
If you can understand, just be a joke.'
Can't understand when the fart ar!★, just met a mother and daughter on the way home, the little guy seems to be three or four years old.
I don't know why the mother said: The two scissors cut the hammer and decided to hammer.
I saw that both of them had scissors and the mother said, "I won, my scissors are bigger than you."
Then the little guy happily took the mother's hand and left, leaving only the back of my petrochemical.★, "I dreamed last night, dreaming that this row of teeth is completely gone."
"Don't worry, dreams are counter-"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that the row of teeth below you will fall out."★, "Ming knows why you will break up and fall in love."
"Then you know why you will die and live."★, the years are not killing the pig knife, but the pig feed!
★, “Why do you have 24 female guests?”
"How many times do you say?"★, "Wow, her face is so white"
"About 2B cream."★, life is like an angry bird, when you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
★, "I really regret that I didn't listen to my mom at the beginning."
"What did your mom say?"
"Rely, I don't say I didn't listen..."★, Bunny said: My mother called me a bunny, nice!
The pig said: My mother called me a piglet, and it’s nice!
The puppy said: My mother called me a puppy and it was very nice!
The chick said: You talk, I am leaving!★, take the bus because there is no change to vote for Zhang Wuyuan, followed by a buddy to see me vote for five yuan, also voted five yuan said: "Bus prices have risen very fast!" I turned back and said: "I have no change..."
★, how can people who mix with me, how can it be reliable? ——Ye Xiao, “Floating Dreams, Laughing and Forgetting Books”
★, playing is a pro, 骂 is love, love to the depths with ankles.