Funny little language

★, some people are 2g3g4g or wifi line, you say a hundred sentences with him, he will not return you, some people stealth you and he said that he will return to you in seconds, this is not a sentence? Some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, he is still alive.

★, Durex, 300 million sales a year, the dead child can circle the earth 7 times.

★, Xia Meiwu did not hesitate, pushed open the threshold, stepped on the delicate carpet, standing in front of two people.
"Hey? Isn't it true that the cherry tree building provides a man?" When I saw two men, her eyebrows couldn't help but ask. Then he said: "Hey, you can't help the wind, can you do it?"
Fan Mo Feng, who was glaring at the eye, immediately jumped his feet. Jun Yan suddenly became angry like an apple, and the blue ribs went straight. He said: "I can't help but the wind? There is no man in the world!" - Purple Dance Cher "One Dance Allure 5 Dance Charm"

★, I don't like to organize the room, they all call me a chaotic room hero. "Love Shining"

★, the mother went to the street to buy clothes, the other woman also looked at the piece, and then grabbed with the mother.
Mom asked: Do you have a daughter?
The woman was asked, and said no.
So the mother grabbed it, no daughter still grabbed me.
After leaving the store, I asked my mother to say to my mother: I am not going to quarrel with others when I go to the streets. I am afraid that it is your future wife.

★, are you willing to be my sun? Then please keep with me 92955886.7 km

★, the old trees of the vines are dizzy, the bridges live in beautiful people. The ancient road west wind came to the handsome BMW, the sun set, the silk had to ride a bicycle home.

★, don't be self-mutilated because of your infatuation, don't panic because of your wretched sight.

★What kind of man do women like? ”
"Man who likes humor."
"So, aren't I going to marry my wife?"
"Long humor is not humorous!"

★, (Guangdong)
Want a party on the red audience?
And the eyes of the crowd of people are watching?
Please dress up as a Christmas tree!

★, I cut the veins with potato chips. I used tofu to hit the head. I used the noodles to hang myself. I trampled myself so much, oh, why didn't you die?

★ Hello host, I am squeezing on the 1st road. I want to give the buddy who is in front of the window a song, the one of Jacky Cheung. You know, right, you are on the road, you are willing to squeeze.

★ Since my life is inevitably a wretched fate, I have to maintain the most insignificant position. The male color is in front of me, and I am left in my heart. I am afraid that I will not be able to eat meat if I have a thick skin. Why not have a beautiful man?

★, "Don't bring the strange flower dog out."
"I think it is very cute."
"Do you feel that wearing it can make you look more beautiful?"
"If I really think so, I will take you out."

★, the little niece is playing Plants vs. Zombies on the tablet, doing two things, collecting the sun, planting potatoes, she thought this game is a zombie

★ Sometimes I feel that I am getting ugly. I took out my ID card and found that I was worried.

★, the best evaluation of women is not that you are beautiful, not sexy, but I am hard.

★, "Goddess, ask you a question"
"Yep"
"There are only me and the dog left in the world. Which one do you choose?"
"Dog, hungry can kill and eat"
"I rely on, I have to shameless. Wang Wangwang"

★, there is a limit you can never reach, he is called ... other people's children

★, get up should be: natural wake up, close your eyes and feel around, or the sun is shining with birds, or the haze is cold and rainy to hit the window. If you are still sleepy, you can take a nap, or you can think about it. Twist a few new sleeping positions, yawn and yawn, look at the phone to listen to the song, or talk and laugh with the pillow people, happy to get out of bed. Instead of: the sky is not bright, the alarm clock is panicked and bouncing from the bed, so fast, the soul is caught off guard and still lying there, this is called a corpse.

★, there are poplars outside the door, surrounded by four or five feet, because the tree is a barrier. The right is left, and the left is right. The corpse is angry. But each is tired. The corpse was erected, and the guest sweated the gas and reversed the tree. After the corpse violently, stretched out the two arms and explored it. The guest was horrified. The corpse can’t catch it, and the tree is stiff. —— Pu Songling’s Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio

★, someone will provoke you to say "I have the ability to bite me!", you tell him/her, "I can't bite you, after all, tiger poison does not eat."

★, where there is no grass in the world, why not be around. Looking for the original number is not much, the quality of the sentence is not good - Feng Gong "Warm Winter"

★, if you are well, it is a sunny day!

★, empty joy is to wake up in the morning, thinking that I have grown taller, take a closer look, it turned out to be covered by the quilt...