end? No!

They said that 2012.12.21 is the end of the world, isn't that good? I hope that everyone will not be superstitious, those are fake, isn’t it? I will tell you a few jokes:

The priest said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage: "This horse can only understand the language of the church, ""Thank God"" "It runs; "" praise God" "It stops." The farmer will doubt He tried to scream and thank God that the horse flew up and ran faster. A farmer who was horrified at the edge of the cliff remembered the password that made it stop "praising God." Sure enough, the horse stopped. The farmer who survived the breath gave a breath: "Thank God..."

2. Gobachev visited the United States, and Reagan invited him to enjoy the latest high-tech products in the United States - fully automatic super comfortable toilet. After using it, Gorbachev admired from the bottom of his heart and made up his mind: we must also develop. After returning home, he asked a scientific research department to develop successfully before Reagan returned. The first thing that Reagan went to the Soviet Union was to succumb to the toilets. As a result, he discovered a more advanced one, and there was also a simulation of the hand-made Vichy. Reagan is constantly trying to find what shortcomings to find. As a result, when I tried the eighth time, I suddenly got a personal head from the bottom of the toilet: "You have finished it, I have been cleaning it for you many times!"

3. The polar bear mother and son are playing and suddenly see a panda traveling to the Arctic.

Son: Mom, the bear looks so beautiful, black and white, flower bear?

Mother: He is your cousin in the distance. I went to work in China that year. You said that you are not doing well. You have to go to dig coal.

The black lines on the body can't be washed!

Son: You see how cool the sunglasses he wears~

Mother: Which is the sunglasses! It was the salary of the contractor who had been paying for the salary of the year ago. It is not good until now!

4. A young man will be enlisted in the army, an eye doctor at the military hospital will give him an eye exam, and the young man will be a myopic eye when he is examined. After the examination, the doctor said: "Yes, you are right, it is myopia." The young people are very happy to hear this sentence. "Respected doctor, then can I be exempted from military service?" The doctor shook his head and said, "No. I wrote a melee combat."

5. The squad led by Saddam was surrounded by the US military. After a few days, they could not hold on, and they sent a guard to go out and investigate. When he came back, he made a V-shaped gesture to Saddam. Saddam was very happy: "Great, we won!" The guard was crying and sulking: "Oh, there are tricks left."

6. I used to call, the number is not like the one used now, it is inserted into a hole with a hole with a finger.

Sixth grade: 123123 six one