100 sentences of love between men and women

1. When a man is in love, he wants to express himself as much as possible. When a woman is in love, she wants to dress herself up.

2. When a man is in pain, there is nothing to say. When a woman is angry, she says nothing.

3, the woman who makes men tired must be beautiful, so that the woman who is tired of women must be more gold.

4, the man kisses the woman is to recycle the loan; the woman kisses the man is to release the investment.

5, a man lying is a habit, a woman lying is a need.

6, a woman is like an egg, the outside is hard and pure inside is silky; the man is like a mango, the outside is very yellow and the heart is more yellow.

7, men often suffer from the white eyes of women because of weakness, women often win the sympathy of men with tears.

8, women squatting private money is for the future to spend on her husband, men squatting private money for the future to spend on other women.

9, men on the street looking around is called a misconduct, women on the road left and right, is called Ming Hao favor.

10, the biggest trouble for men is the creditor, the biggest trouble for women is the lover.

11. For men, the most beautiful woman is a woman who cannot be obtained; for a woman, the most handsome man is a man already owned.

12, men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, women are good at discovering the advantages of her husband.

13. Men learn English in order to prove that they are very good. Women who learn English prove that they are not good.

14. When a man is in love, he has nothing to do with the other party; when a woman is in love, he asks the other person for nothing.

15. A man who does not want property when divorced must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property when divorced must be a good woman.

16, women value the man's tomorrow, men value the woman's today.

17, the man who is most afraid of his wife at home does not dare to slap the mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home also dares to slap her mother-in-law.

18, the relationship between men and wives is worse, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; the relationship between women and husband is good, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

19, when a woman goes to the street, she always forgets to look in the mirror. When a man goes to the street, he always likes to check the ticket in the wallet.

20, the smart woman is also confused in her own appearance, and then the stupid man is sober in the appearance of the woman.

21, men read doctors because of low IQ, women read doctors because of low EQ.

22, women use patient makeup to cover up their faces; men use their pretense to cover up their content.

23, a woman's youth marks a value; and a man's youth means a superficial.

24. A woman in love learned to speak a dream; a man in love changed his swearing.

25, men do not dare to promise; women do everything.

26. A woman always wants her to be his last woman; a man always wants him to be her first man.

27. A man is the whole world of a woman; a woman is a moon of a man.

28. A man who is in love expresses himself, and a woman who is in love is dressed up to herself.

29. When a woman says "hate" to you, she shows that she likes you; when a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.

30. Women are stupid and kind; men are stupid because of goodness.

31. A man who kisses a woman actively is an unexpected event; a woman who actively kisses a man is a premeditated event.

32. A woman insists on being single, and people will think that she has problems; a man insists on being single, and people will think that he has a career.

33, men are extremely smart when they are in love; women are stupid when they are in love.

34. A man with a lover will have a sense of accomplishment, and a woman who has a lover will have a sense of guilt.

35, men become pitiful after falling in love; women become nervous after falling in love.

36, during the woman's love, longing for the other side to expose the soul; men eager to expose the other body during love.

37. A man becomes bad when he has money, and a woman has money when it goes bad.

38. The content of a man's book is more attractive than the cover. The cover of a woman's book is usually more attractive than the content.

39, the man's eyes rely on radiation; and the woman's heart depends on conduction.

40, a woman is full of fantasies when she is gentle; a man is full of desire when she is gentle.

41. Men's love means enrichment and maturity; women's love means simpleness and slipping into the abyss.

42. The way men test women is to go far; the way women test men is to be late for a date.

43. Men fall in love for marriage; women marry for love.

44, a woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; the happiness of a man lies in: she deserves my love.

45. Men's love hopes to make the complicated process simple; women's love likes to complicate simple things.

46. ​​Women are used to placing bets on love; men are used to placing bets on marriage.

47. Women’s expectations for men rise faster than prices, and men’s feelings for women are more than the stock market.

48, a woman like Pepsi, has a certain preservation period; a man like a human head XO, the older the more valuable.

49. A woman can endure an unfortunate marriage and cannot tolerate unfortunate love; a man can endure unfortunate love and cannot tolerate an unfortunate marriage.

50. Men are created by God according to the needs of the world. Women are created by God according to the needs of men.

51. When a woman has nowhere to go, she will marry a man; when a man goes nowhere, a woman will divorce him.

52, behind a melancholy woman must have an unfortunate love, there must be an unfortunate marriage behind a sly man.

53. A woman remarries is for anger, and a man is remarried to try his luck.

54. Men want to love and need good technology. Women who want to fall in love need Yi Rong.

55, a man wants to divorce his wife after making money, a man can not make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

56, men fall in love because of rash; women fall in love because of dodging.

57. Before the marriage, the man must borrow money to let the woman eat well. After the marriage, the woman must borrow money to let the man eat well.

58. There must be a great woman behind a successful man; there must be an unsuccessful man behind a great woman.

59. Men take the world as their home and women as their homes.

60, men want to capture the heart of a woman, must not dress worse than her. If a woman wants to capture a woman's heart, at least she can't dress better than her!

61. Whether the weather is good or not, it is a woman who goes to the streets; whether it is good or not, people who don’t want to go shopping are men.

62. Before a marriage, a man borrows money to let a woman eat well. After a marriage, a woman borrows money to let a man eat well.

63, a man is mature not necessarily because of a good woman, a woman awakened must be because of a bad man.

64, men's love is looking around, women's love is quietly contrast.

65. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often cannot find the North; if a woman falls in love with a man, he often makes the man unable to find the North.

66. Men and women may marry for a career; women and men must be divorced for love.

67. The reason for men to drink alcohol is “very tired recently”; the reason for women’s drunkenness is “more annoying recently”.

68, women smash red lights, usually with boyfriends anger; men smash red lights, usually to be more courageous than friends.

69. The most common thing a man says when he is in love is "I love you, really." The most common question a woman asks after marriage is "Do you still love me? Tell the truth!"

70, men like to make friends with beautiful women; women like to find obedient men to be husband.

71, the best packaging for men is mature, the best packaging for women is gentle.

72, men choose women, eyes aim at the face; women choose men, mind in the wallet.

73, the man's shoulders and arms, can be generous at any time; the woman's shoulders and arms are love, can only be left to her loved ones.

74. Women are always between singles or marriages. Men are just between beautiful women and wives who are no longer beautiful.

75, the only way for women to maintain their body is to keep in love; the only way for men to maintain their worth is to continue to succeed.

76. If a man proposes a divorce, he often does not like her wife. If a woman proposes a divorce, it is often that her husband does not like her.

77, men are eager to talk to women, but women are willing to listen to men to show off success.

78, the woman's fault is made up by men, and the man's mistake is made up of gifts.

79, men are the price of women, women are the trademark of men. Excerpt from www.geyanw.com

80, women are controlled by love, men are controlled by women.

81. A failed man likes to be a wife than a good one. A successful woman likes to compare with someone else.

82, men lose love will be bolder to pursue new love, women lost love is more timid for the pursuit of new love.

83, a smart man regards a woman as a prey, and a stupid man regards a woman as a pet.

84, a woman to divorce is to seize the man's handle, the man to divorce is to find out the woman's bottom.

85. A wise man said that half of it was left, and a clever woman closed one eye with one eye.

86, men think of women have power, women think of men become beautiful.

87, a woman is single because there is no man worthy of love; a man is single because there is no woman to give love.

88. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; the man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

89, men pursue women, is a quick attack, but the results often rain fine; women pursue men, but slowly penetrate, but can drip through the stone.

90, men spend money on their lips, women spend money on their faces.

91, the man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddy to take care of, and finally the girlfriend became the buddy's wife, the buddy took care of; the woman entrusted the boyfriend to the sisters to take care of, the sister became the boyfriend's wife, the sisters also It won't be.

92. A man who is illegally parked for a fine will have a quarrel with the traffic police. The woman advises on the side; a woman who is illegally parked and fined will have a fight with the man around him, and the traffic police will persuade.

93, the man is like Bluetooth, you are around, he is in a connected state. But as soon as you walk away, he searches for other peripherals! Women like wifi, they can see all the devices that can be connected, but will choose the best one!

94, men are always rude, to the effect, men never understand women's careful thinking; and women are always pay attention to details, delicate feelings, women will never understand men's indifferent.

95, a woman is like a Sydney, sweet outside. A man usually does not have a heart yet, and he never knows that a woman's heart is sour. Men are like onions, women are working hard to peel them layer by layer, and every layer of peeling will be sad tears. At the end of the strip, it was discovered that the man was unintentional.

96, men 20 is the futures, 30 is the spot, 40 is the goods, 50 is the jumping goods; women 20 is the football, chasing the grab, 30 is the basketball, chasing the run, 40 is the billiard, hit and play, 50 is the golf Ball, the farther you play, the better.

97, before the man is engaged, like a grandson, Baiyi Baishun; after the engagement, like a son, learn to talk back; after marriage, like Laozi, issued orders. Before a woman is engaged, like a swallow, how to fly how to fly; after engagement, like a dove, can fly but dare not fly far; after marriage, like a duck, want to fly has been unable to help.

98, the woman unit sent a thousand dollars, she will tell the man to send a thousand dollars, telling his friend to send 500; the man unit sent a thousand dollars, he will tell the woman to send 500, tell My friend sent a thousand five.

99, men look at women, the most beautiful when in love, the most common after marriage, the most ugly divorce, become beautiful after divorce; women look at men, the most sincere in love, the most boring after marriage, the most hypocritical before divorce, after divorce sincere.

100, the man is like a peach, the man's appearance is very soft, the inside is very hard, to eat slowly and bite slowly; the woman is like an egg, the woman's outer shell is very hard, the inside is very soft, it should be lightly handled.