Fool's wallet

Today, I went out with Xiaoliang to skate, and we slipped and sneaked around in these places. The time is almost the same, we are ready to go home to eat.

On the way home, I suddenly found a wallet, so we had a bad idea in our hearts. Xiaoliang said: "Is there a hundred yuan in it? If it is, then we can make a fortune!" Said and said. I sneaked into the wallet, and then immediately grabbed the wallet when no one was there, throw it like a girders, and when the girders received the signal, they immediately opened the zipper and looked at it! It turned out that there is no money. Huh? Let's throw the wallet in the middle of the road to see if anyone will be embarrassed. If someone is embarrassed, then the individual is very greedy, how about?

With my consent, we put the wallet in the middle of the road. First of all, first a young sister walked by, she just looked at the wallet and left. Then another brother came over, he circled around the wallet and then left. Until the end of the "pig foot" finally debut! He was an uncle, only to see him squirming and quickly picking up the bag, then unzipping the zipper and discovering that nothing was there, he threw it away. I smiled with Xiao Liang and I couldn't close my mouth. Then we picked up the wallet and threw it in the middle of the road. Suddenly, many people came up, but they didn't seem to have seen the wallet. Suddenly, a three-carriage crossed the wallet and the talents found a bag there. An aunt voluntarily said: "Who is this wallet?" When the voice just fell, a woman suddenly "snapped" and said, "This is mine! This is mine!" When I said it, I took the bag to the three carriages. We saw that in the car she pulled the zipper and found nothing, and then threw it away.

Hahaha! We have been laughing. Hey! As before, put the bag in the middle of the road, but this time no one is in charge of the wallet. I took the opportunity to say, "Are we just forgetting to close the zipper?" It seems to be awkward, so we slowly walked over. Suddenly, a small handsome guy looked at the wallet and looked at it. So, we quickly hid it with "the speed is not overwhelming." I and Xiaoliang were secretly happy, thinking: "It’s hooked! It’s hooked! A small squid is hooked!” Who knows, the handsome guy actually kicked the wallet into the garbage dump directly.

I and Xiaoliang suddenly have a long mouth and black eyes. How can there be such people who don’t want money? This is how it is possible! I know this is not right, but April Fool's Day is coming, we just play around, "Warmly welcome April Fool's Day." But remembering the funny clips at that time, I can't laugh, hahahaha! This is really a fool's wallet!

The sixth grade of Guoyi Town, Sanjiang County, Liuzhou, Guangxi, China: Huang Yihong