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Xiao Ming went to travel with his father again. Dad said: I have to remember that I said. Xiao Ming replied: Good! Xiao Ming and Dad first saw the spring water. Xiao Ming asked Dad what it was. Dad said: This is a long stream of water. Walking and walking, Xiao Ming saw another place dripping with sesame oil, and a dog was squatting. Xiao Ming asked Dad what it was. Dad said: This is a dog sesame oil. Xiao Ming did not go far, and saw a big cow and a calf fighting. Xiao Ming asked Dad what it is. Dad replied: This is the big cow bullying the calf. Back home, Xiao Ming poured wine on his father, and filled the cup and waited. Dad asked: What is this? Xiao Ming replied: This is a long stream of water, my father looked at the wine leaking on the table, I don't want to waste this wine, I swear, my father just took a sip, Xiao Ming said: the dog adds sesame oil. Dad was angry, being wanted to hit him, Xiao Ming said: Daniel bully calf. Xiao Ming’s father fainted in the air.