The most shy book

One day, I strolled around the bookstore and found a book that was slightly retracted. I took it out and read it. The name: "The most shy book" has a small line below: people who don't have enough internal organs and blood, please don't Look through. What does it mean? I was driven by curiosity to buy this book.

So I rushed home and couldn't wait to see this book. When I got home, I just took out this book. It actually jumped away, really shy! I took a lot of effort to catch it, but I couldn't open it. I used various methods and it didn't help. In the end, I made a killer in desperation: in order to make it no longer run away, I used a bottle to firmly bind North America and South America to a piece of super glue that was more than enough, and stuck the book on the floor. I took out the kitchen knife and slashed it to the cover. I finally saw the contents: If you forcibly open the book, the content of the book will be invalid. Please purchase another one. Press the white button above. If you agree with the book, you can read it. . I am dizzy, there is no way I have to buy another one.

I hurriedly bought one, and there was a white button on it. I pressed it and the word was displayed on the cover: agree. Yeah, I can finally uncover the true face of it. I quickly opened the first page with a paragraph: If you answered all the questions in the correct book, you can see the contents of the book. Please see the first question: What is the difference between a shy person and an ordinary person? This is not easy, I wrote two words on the pen: shy. Sure enough, I quickly opened the second page, I did not expect the second page is still a problem, this time is not so lucky, answer the error, the above also shows a sentence: this book is invalid. I had to go to the bookstore to buy another one, continue to answer, still wrong; I buy again, wrong again; I continue to buy, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy... I ran all the way, until the bookstore owner was touched by the spirit of my love book, and all the books in the city were assembled and sold to me.

Although I am a relatively shy person, there are some problems in it that make me vomit. For example: What is the average height of shy people in the world? What is the skin surface area of ​​a shy person? How many hairs do shy people have? ... is really a "shy book"! These problems caused me to vomit as soon as I saw the question mark. Despite this, I still fought day and night, and after five passes, I finally reached the last page. At this time, I summed up the cost of reading this book: this time I bought a total of 141,482 "the most shy book", spit out 7 internal organs, and spit 5 litres of bleeding, which took 30 days. From this I can see how much I paid for this book. I stared at the last page with my eyes. I saw a slow line of words: Congratulations on your successful answer to all the questions in this book. The publisher decided to give you 1000 copies. The Most Shy Book...

Taian Guoxiao Sixth Class Prince Jian