Humorous qq famous sayings

Money is not a problem for me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

Resist breast enhancement surgery, do not contaminate the last safe source of milk!

The so-called beauty is actually a slave to cosmetics.

From heaven to hell, I passed by.

The chess and calligraphy paintings will not be, and the laundry is too tired to cook.

I love you, I loved a whole one.

Your people are perfect, but not necessarily people like them.

Everything will be a good thing at the end. If not a good thing, that is not the last. Believe in this way.

Banknotes are not omnipotent, and sometimes you still need a credit card.

If I can't beat you, I will turn your face with you.

In ancient times, we didn't call, didn't text, didn't chat, didn't tweeted, didn't cross the ocean, and didn't get stuck on the road. If I miss you, I will turn over two mountains and walk five miles to take your hand.

In this life, there is always someone who always can't go with you, but you really want to go with him.

When I was a child, I wrestled, no matter how painful or painful, I cried again.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

in fact. Who do you like me? I will give any expression.

The little girls dreamed of finding a white horse, and opened their eyes to find that the world is full of sorrowful sorrows. After grief, they can only pick a strong body from the scorpion group. For: economically applicable to men.

I am going to cry, I am going to make trouble, I don’t sleep for one night, I have a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and I have to take a small rope to hang. Be ugly and fall in love, talking about the world full of love.

Our goal: to look at the money, to earn money.

For my Audi, your Dior, the child of Oreo. Work hard! struggle!

If you are good to me, I can't help but want to bully you.

I am the passerby who you forgot to turn around. Why do you accompany you to the end of the world?

During the onset of intermittent depression, people should not be disturbed, and acquaintances should not look for it.

To say that money is sin, they are all fishing; to say that beauty is a disaster, they want to; say that the heights are not cold, they are climbing; that tobacco and alcohol hurt the body, do not quit; say that heaven is the best, do not go!

The crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes a variety of sports and fitness programs including Sanda, Yoga, Judo and Balance Beam.

When the old lady opens her eyes, she knows that you are a enchanting one.

Hands in the pocket, no one loves.

Holding a chopper to cut the wire, all the way with a lightning bolt.

Single is not difficult, it is difficult to deal with those who do everything possible to let you end single.

What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and look at other people's bones.

People don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; if people commit me, they will give three points of courtesy; if people commit me again, I will still have a shot; people will still commit me, and smash the roots.

I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

After reading a book for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

They said that I am BT, let me do CT, and I am ET.

My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my shortcoming is: I am not handsome.

What is the husband, the goalkeeper also scored!

I was also a seed of infatuation, and it was raining... drowned.

It may not be an enemy on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but the love that can be settled into the earth is better than the street of the corpse.

Free time to learn to Feng Shui, a good tomb after death can also make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house.

You go, I won't send you; you come, no matter how windy and rainy, I will pick you up.

I haven’t let go of my life, I still suffer from my mind and work hard.

Holding the hand, Fang Zhizi ugly, burst into tears, and the child does not leave me.

Red beans are not long in the South, long on my face, lovesickness!

I am convinced that there will be a man who came to this world for my torture.

Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and all those who are not in the background have been killed by a stick.

What make you feel unhappy? Say it out and make everyone happy.

It may not be an enemy on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

I like you so much, you like me, I will die.

Although you have sprayed cologne on it, I can still smell a scum smell.

I cursed you for a lifetime to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets.

Do not eat enough to lose weight.

Mom asked me if I have a boyfriend, I said no, my mother said: This can be, I said: This is really no...

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Lei Feng did not leave a name for good things, but everything was recorded in the diary.

I am not a renminbi, how can everyone like me? !

It is impossible to extricate, except for teeth and love.

When life turns black and humor into everything, I push the boat into a highly educated hooligan.

The time is too thin and the fingers are too wide.

In fact, you don't need to be inferior, because you have won the championship in tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I am running a devil standing in front of you, but you are in love with a foreigner.