100 classic funny QQ personality signatures

1, life two words two decades back and forth to taste my brain twitching, spinal cord paralysis. There is always no way to go.

2, I am in the attitude of God, shining in this beautiful moment. No one should disturb...

3. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was even.

4. Why is my eyes full of tears? Because I pretended to be deep.

5. Don't talk to me about feelings and talk about feelings and hurting money.

6, women will give up their careers for feelings, and men will give up their feelings for the cause; women will be moved by the man who gave up his career for the sake of affection, but will stay with the man who gave up his feelings for the cause!

7. In the days when there is no woman, I am happy to tease a man...

8, read a book for more than ten years, or kindergarten is better mixed!

9, even the advertisement also believes that reading is stupid!

10. Be a person who is between the cow A and the cow C.

11. In the next few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burnt into ash. You pile up, I have a bunch, no one knows anyone, and all of them are sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

12, take a newspaper to go to the toilet, he is a scholar.

13. You are not a cactus, why are you so strong?

14, protect yourself, love others, please do not come out in the middle of the night scary.

15, women love two kinds of flowers, one is rich flowers, the second is to spend as much as possible.

16. Kill the panda, I am the national treasure.

17, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

18, fell, climbed up and cried.

19. When the bank charges, it says: "This is in line with international practice." The service said: "I want to consider China's national conditions."

20, nothing to find me, there is nothing to find me.

21. A woman is like a book on a shelf. Although you bought her, she was turned over by a few men before you bought it...

22. The reason why angels fly is because they see themselves very lightly...

23, the hug is really a strange thing, obviously close, but can not see each other's face.

24, housing prices are getting higher and higher, so, good men are less and less...

25. How to give MM an unforgettable birthday? First explode her, then send the most expensive real estate certificate in Guangzhou to ensure that it is both memorable and pleasant!

26, my wife after reading a few photos of my girlfriend in college, I boasted that I am not good, 555...

27, I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, yesterday went to the "Jianbao" column for identification, experts said seriously: "Which is this Western Zhou? This is last week!"

28, the most unbearable such a business - the brand wrote: demolition, give money to sell! A down jacket, I gave her 5 pieces, she just didn't sell, too fraudulent consumers!

29, when I was young, I didn't understand things. I often walked around with mm and hurt a lot of mm. Now I don't pull it, I didn't expect to hurt a lot...

30, handsome has a fart! In the end, it was not eaten by the pawn!

31. The ugly girl I don't usually marry her, but you are an exception.

32. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

33. If the son is disobedient, he can play it properly, or he will not show the majesty of Laozi. This is the case with the Taiwan issue.

34, not the most embarrassing, only more embarrassing.

35, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

36. I won’t say if I kill you.

37. The problem that money can solve is not a problem.

38. No one knows what has just happened. I am used to covering up everything with a smile...

39. It seems that the movies that IQ 30 can understand are the most popular, and 80% of those who like these movies like to watch Korean dramas!

40, I would rather you think of me with other women, and I don't want you to hold other women I want.

41, QQ is more, what penguins have not seen?

42, the egg cock, the fighting chicken in the cock.

43. Either live well, or hurry to die.

44, men read doctors because of low IQ, women read doctors because of low emotional intelligence.

45, burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may be a panda!

46, who said that I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I will be friends with him.

47. Guan Gu: You are 2 years behind the dragon dragon, and the difference is 2 years forever.

48. Don't believe in women. Women with gentle faces often harbor a violent heart.

49. Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is a rogue.

50, people are not smart, but also learn to be bald!

51. Korean scholars believe that: Sun Wukong is actually a Korean god, because he uses a stick!

52. An employee of Huawei was arrested by the police in the Horseshoe Mountain and became the company's annual scandal. Reason for dismissal: Go to such a cheap place and let the company face!

53. The younger brother described the health of his dormitory - "I don't want to open my eyes when I return to the dormitory!"

54. Tsinghua University is also known as "Frog University" - when you say while eating buns...

55. When I first entered the university, I was so weak that even the ants did not dare to step on one. After graduation, I became a cruel and ruthless killer. What I cultivated was the those in the dining hall who climbed in my rice bowl. Flying above the bowl...

56, do not eat enough to lose weight?

57. The ball went in and the goalkeeper kicked the ball in.

58. In the face of a female classmate: You are really clear water and hibiscus!

59. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; the lover who can steal is not a lover.

60, the smoke is not obedient, so we "smoke."

61, people look better and live better!

62, can not extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are other people in the field of radish.

63. Marriage is to wear a cotton coat for free. It is not convenient to move, but it will be very warm.

64. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will be clear.

65, the hero does not ask for a way out, rogue does not look at the age.

66. Raise two fingers and say to the students: "Students, the key to learning mathematics is three words!! Do more exercises.

67, unreasonable trouble, there must be a picture!

68. The word love is very magical. The above is taken from the metamorphosis. The following is taken from the metamorphosis state.

69. This is the road to success, but still under construction, remember to wear a hard hat.

70. Don't give the right to speak to your opponent's play, it is grabbed.

71. Your explanation is to cover up, to cover up the facts, the fact is the beginning of sin.

72. If you don't play cards according to common sense, if Conan is alive, he will be mad into Maori Kogoro.

73. You are a sheep sound. When you start to go wrong, you can’t run back anymore.

74. I am a small stream, always flowing forward, a small stream, a small stream, never staying.

75, how to die? Still not poor.

76. There is a coin of one dollar in the flower bed, but the sign on the side of the flower bed says "Step into the flower bed, fine three yuan!", it is really embarrassing.

77. If you are going to pay taxes in the mirror, I am afraid some women will go bankrupt.

78. After a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife. A man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

79, men have an affair reflected in the work is getting more and more busy, women have an affair reflected in the dishes made more and more salty.

80. When a woman says "hate" to you, she shows that she likes you. When a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.

81. Traditional men are pure before marriage, and they start to fuck after marriage; modern men fuck before marriage and become honest after marriage.

82, the relationship between men and wives is worse, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; the relationship between the woman and her husband is no better, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

83. When a man does not make money, the woman is in a hurry. When the man makes money, the woman regrets.

84. When you wrestle and fall and there is only one blood left, you will call the three letters and you will be resurrected.

85. Listen to the stories of others and shed your own tears.

86, the number of sheep is made by foreigners because sheep sheep and sleeping sleep should be a few dumplings...

87, people will play a lot of roles in their lives, if you are not happy, you can throw the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you, don't make a mistake.

88. If my feelings fail, the one who is kneeling on the ground must be the other party.

89. As the saying goes, the leader who is not afraid of the same is afraid of the subordinates like pigs.

90. Step on the banana peel and slip it, then step on it until it smashes.

91, rest assured! Master, the master will come to save us!

92. Not everyone can live a low-key, the basis of low-key can be high-profile at any time.

93, I thought that "invisible" others can not find me, useless, people like me, no matter where they are like the fireflies in the dark night, enough to be outstanding enough.

94, diamonds are long-lasting, one will go bankrupt!

95, let the future come, let the past pass.

96, fell, climbed up and cried.

97, the killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

98, not to mention not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

99, when the pants lose the belt, they know what is called dependence.

100, iron cock will leave some rust, you are a stainless steel cock!