Internet buzzwords

1, the day did not drop the big responsibility for me, still bitter my mind, work my bones.

2, salted fish turned over, or salted fish.

3, higher vocational is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as high life, high life is not as happy.

4, water to clear, no fish to the enemy is invincible.

5, a white cover three ugly, a fat ruin all.

6, dare to face the beautiful crush, dare to face a single person.

7, rich, willful! No money, no fate!

8, fault is a temporary regret, and miss is a regret forever!

9. Lonely is not born, but the moment you fall in love with your individual.

10, the face first landed, unable to return to heaven.

11, other people's money is my own body.

12, pumping, is an art of life; looking for smoking is a life attitude.

13, beautiful women are mostly similar, ugly women are different.

14, don't call me a house girl, please call me Mrs. Curie.

15. People are iron, Fan is steel, and they don’t panic in one day.

16, when there is no money, wife and secretary; when there is money, secretary and wife.

17, in the workplace should be like Conan, there is a domineering where I go to let others die.

18, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with the individual.

19. I really admire you when you are so young.

20. God! My clothes are thinner.

21, even Beckham does not know, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball!

22. In this era of information flooding, do you still have to be proud of more information? I have known everything as shameful!

23. Love is not a refuge. If you want to go in for refuge, you will be driven out.

24. For the sake of the future, there is nothing to bite.

25, the first love is infinitely good, just hanging early.

26, life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be the next unlucky one.

27, wake up, the sky is dark.

28, pride, jealousy, greed are three Mars, they make people explode.

29. Why is my eyes full of tears? Because I pretended to be deep.

30, far from the view is the beauty, close to see the police.

31. Born to be a man, do not seek to live with the world, but seek to die.

32. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

33, my advantage is: I am very handsome; but my shortcoming is: I am handsome is not obvious.

34. The juvenile is not arrogant, bold and arrogant, and asks where the theme of the old age came.

35, the sun is warm, the years are quiet, you still can't come, how dare I go old?

36, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

37. Zhuge Liang did not bring any soldiers before the mountain. You have to have my work experience.

38, the iron shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick, the material is wrong, and the effort is useless.

39. Women who don’t eat may have several in this world. Women who are not jealous have not even one.

40. God will forgive me, because that is his profession.

41. The types of animals are decreasing, and the types of people are increasing.

42. The tree is quieter and the wind is more than that. I am more and more loved.

43. A woman’s talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

44. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

45. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit.

46. ​​People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves to the renminbi.

47, raw, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

48. Don't bring unpleasantness to tomorrow, because it is a beautiful day.

49. Marriage is to wear a cotton coat for free. It is not convenient to move, but it will be very warm.

50, youth is a heavy rain, even if you have a cold, I still want to turn back again.

51, knowledge is like underwear, can not see but is very important.

52, do not eat enough to lose weight.

53. Diamonds are long-lasting and one is bankrupt.

54. If a friend can sell it, and each value is five, I can also make a small fortune.

55, eat grass, squeezed out acne.

56. If you have money, you will lose your family. If you have no money, you will worship God.

57, familiar with you, nothing to play a video, you are your home TV, a press to exit.