Guo Degang funny comics famous sayings

1. From now on, I will never eat a lobster again.

2. ****** is expensive, if it is six dollars, I will throw you a hundred dollars first.....

3. The young man grows up and puts his face on an actor...

4. The buddy grabbed the bank and drove to the North Third Ring Road. At 5:30 in the afternoon! When the **** arrived, it was blocked on the road.

5. Your shameless look is the charm of my time.

6. Ah? You don't know me? My artist! I have been an artist for more than a week.

7. Guo Degang: Emperor, I hope that the world is peaceful, the people of the world live and work in peace, the country and the people are safe, there is no war, OK?

8. God: This is difficult. To be honest, I am not so capable. Really, I don’t tell you anything else. Do you change the same line? Discuss and discuss other things.

9. Guo Degang: I brought a photo of someone else, I feel like this, this is my brother, I am very cold, can’t get the object, you can make him beautiful. .

10. God still talk about world peace.

11. Guo Degang: Hey, how do you tear the photo off, ah? You don't agree to disagree, tear it up, I still keep evil!

12. There is money at home, open a 13-door Cadillac. When you hear the sound, you know that it is a good machine. It is imported from Germany, and it is a sudden, sudden, and sinister. As soon as it opened, half of Beijing City smoked black smoke, and the traffic police shouted to you: Sun Elder, received the gods.

13. Grandpa, how is the United States going? Ask the village head.

14. You don't have to pay much for electricity.

15. Don't leave after a while, eat and go. Who is going to pay for it.

16. I am a rich man. Today, in the background, I drove, they all walked, and the old gentlemen in Tianjin started to go on Tuesday. However, my car, I have a bit of a problem recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought it was dirty with the carburetor. I only knew it when I checked it. It was the foot scorpion...

17. The traditional comic dialogue left by the old gentleman has more than a thousand paragraphs. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost...

18. English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslavian, Northern Slavic, and Szclav... will speak foreign languages ​​in seven or eight countries, and the Eight-Power Allied Forces will not be as heavy as the streets.

19. The house I lived in was so riddled with water that I had to kill my life: the rain in the rainy house outside, the rain in the rainy house outside, sometimes the rain was too big, and the whole family went to the street to avoid the rain. .

20. If you want to die, I will be buried.

21. The law does not matter if I killed him early!